Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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causticgirl 6
This is true.
flagg1888 3
Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?
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Comments (653)
mariozyadig 0
Maybe you shouldnt go out with a damn game head. Lol
cutie4life1809 0
I know your pain my bf went and bought the same game. All you need to do though is seduce him, show him what the game can't do for him!
suprmidgt 0
Welcome to being a straight female. We men love our video games almost as much as ********. Both at the same time are even better
bladomas 2
haha you are right tho, you want be getting laid becauae he is too busy playing good games
zoso008 7
Or a few years
Memox3 0
Haha xD
stonephoenix 2
I don't care how much I like a game my girl when I have one comes first!
pigbilly 0
I'm sorry he's choosing games over his girlfriend? And he won't have sex with you ether?!?!!!?!!??!?!?
Calgaryforthewin 2
I can fix that. Gigigity - Quagmire
ChickenDoggiesWh 0
So you want my number?