Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
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Top comments
faifai_fml 21
He's gonna have fun when it starts growing back!
Caroline1812 20
I think you're just a good girlfriend! not many people would lend a helping hand like that
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Comments (105)
booze_n_bitches 37
Be careful, as soon as that razor touches your skin.... You're next.
RedPillSucks 33
alopecia fetish?
AbtractAngela 17
Now his actual bum will be as smooth as a baby's butt.
cleydc 9
I don't even know what to say at this point
pjsr 33
Did somebody force you to comment?
SK8WITME 19
What the heck did I just read
SecundusSecunda 27
The story of a very dedicated girlfriend, and a man with a shaven bumhole.
tnlander 20
From Chewbacca to naked mole rat. I bet he will regret having his whole body feel like sand paper when it starts to grow back in.
Ichiya 29
I find using a gentle lotion once daily on the newly shaved area helps reduce irritation.
ezrocks4u 29
Which is everywhere.
PandaSmile 24
Oh god he's going to be so itchy when it grows. Get him a big ass tub of body exfoliator
chocolatelover96 14
And some sensitive moisturiser! I'm itchy just imagining the regrowth o-0
ohmyrosie 14
true love knows no limits lol
JMichael 26
I commend you OP. Most people would of backed away slowy and then took off running.
Grayness_ 26
To be honest, I kind of do the same thing. He's very lucky to have you, I don't think just any female would do that :)