Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
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faifai_fml 21
He's gonna have fun when it starts growing back!
Caroline1812 20
I think you're just a good girlfriend! not many people would lend a helping hand like that
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Comments (105)
Kitty_Kat16 16
Its just gunna grow back thicker
fangirlofthings 21
Myth, there are only so many hair follicles on the body, thus only so much hair that can grow. It can sometimes come back darker but not thicker.
Bob_Gray 6
I don't think fyl or ydi really fit here. You sound like an awesome girlfriend, and he is clearly very comfortable around you. So long as he is willing to take one for the team himself from time to time, things are looking up for you guys.
captainsmegma 12
Bumhole hair can be some tough brush to clear. Next time wax it.
americanafrican 32
that sounds like a painful idea
sstahpp 33
Looks like you're the one who got in too deep.
elcee1987 18
Lol got to it before me
sstahpp 33
Sorry :D
_harley_kk_ 4
Should have told him it's better to wax. Could've at least gotten a good laugh out of it
NodakN8V 25
Who you dating? Chewbacca?
jackroarrr 25
Smh
IssacB 14
It's awesome you guys are that comfy in the relationship
MozillaHostile 21
That's how I felt when I shaved my nuts for the first time
TabooSushi 24
That's gonna itch growing back. Especially the bumhole. He has no idea.