Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
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Top comments
faifai_fml 21
He's gonna have fun when it starts growing back!
Caroline1812 20
I think you're just a good girlfriend! not many people would lend a helping hand like that
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Comments (105)
thatfmlguy25 21
Looks like someone has OCD
epicx22 22
Or he prefers to be hairless, I mean body hair isn't the best thing to have..
cacheson 42
But actually though... Seems like a solid guess!
Feklfekl2222 32
I've never seen an FML with so many downvoted comments
tantanpanda 26
^you must be new here.
Feklfekl2222 32
No not really, just a lot that would normally be left be downvoted if you ask me
vikky538 29
Its called OCH
gogo44444 28
^^^ no it isn't! OCD=Obsessive compulsive disorder
Symantha23 25
Hahahahaha how much hair does he have?? Next time he should take it in smaller increments! Lol
robertd73 24
I believe the answer is, none.
sillyyoshi1998 13
Sounds like a pain in the ass.
yea_its_me123 13
Hahaha nice pun
melanielovejeff 15
Nobody likes poo caught in their ass hairs.
ekalfhsa 2
My ex boyfriend had a name for that. He called it "dangleberries". The more you know, eh.
MegaExplosives 17
what a hairy situation
stieglar 17
This is one of those situations that's like drugs. Just say no.
Caroline1812 20
I think you're just a good girlfriend! not many people would lend a helping hand like that
RedPillSucks 33
there's being a good friend then there's that line where your body screams "oh hell no!!"
tabbycat2007 22
I agree with #5, OP definitely earned good girlfriend points on this one. She could have just laughed and let him figure it out, but instead she helped him finish the deed. Good job, OP.
MissEris 27
I help my man with it all the time. I think it's fun :D
wobbly1 16
Like the song says, "The things you do for love "
RecklessNapkin 16
Why..just...why
faifai_fml 21
He's gonna have fun when it starts growing back!
Katasuki 11
Oh god no
MarkTheMintMan 21
This FML "cracks" me up. Sorry about that OP, at least your boyfriend trusts you enough to shave such an area.
MarkTheMintMan 21
I am quite ashamed at the dumb pun I made. And I apologize for placing it in my comment.
izzajaneful 24
People wouldn't have down voted you as much if you hadn't put it in quotation marks.
buckstop1 37
Hold up. He asked you to shave his WHAT? Is this a normal thing in America that I'm just now learning about?
MrSassypants 34
No, that's why it's an FML.
UH60 26
I imagine shaving around your asshole alone would be difficult for anyone. Too risky haha
StiffPvtParts 43
Am I really the only one who shaves down there? Why does it seem so weird to everyone here? I hate admitting it, but I'm a pretty hairy dude, especially... down there, and shaving it down once a month helps me maintain good personal hygiene. Okay, so maybe it's not the easiest of places to shave, but I think I do a damn good job 'cause it's very rare that I accidentally cut myself while doing it.
bapbap_fml 15
I can see preferring to be smooth, but I don't think body hair is really a hygiene thing. If you're clean, the hair is clean, all good. My husband is quite hairy and he has good hygiene, tbh I'd be turned off if he shaved it.
MrSassypants 34
#46 I'm not saying it's weird, it is just weird to ask somebody, even if it's a loved on, but I gotta say, props to OP for doing it for her husband. That's true love.
Twisted_Killjoy 23
Sounds like a pretty hairy situation
HarshD9619 34
Not really.
chuka81 27
Well, not after OP was done.