Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
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faifai_fml 21
He's gonna have fun when it starts growing back!
Caroline1812 20
I think you're just a good girlfriend! not many people would lend a helping hand like that
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Comments (105)
MonstreBelle 29
Cause he's in too deep, and you're trying to keep Down the food you just had, instead of coming upward
toyhenoctus 16
Damn, you must really love him "I'm your dream girl! This is real love!"
ChaoSKinG86 7
seems like he's a jerk. knew what he started and did not want to do the dirty parts himself. keep an eye on him in your relationship so he does not use you to do simple task that he could do but does not want to cause he's lazy.
Cebolamole 13
Is your boyfriend Jerry Seinfeld?
CoffeePrincess77 7
I manscape my husband. he tells me to keep things how I like them. not a bad deal tbh. But the legs, pits? ass? NOPE!
stoyan 18
No shave November totally ruined. *Sigh*
JothamHousden 17
That's devotion...