mhogan
Canada
The Laws of Attraction
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Tree Hugger
United States
It's all downhill from here…
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
fmlmao
Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
Skier
Canada
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
hoser
Canada
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
badluck_jean
France
Show off
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Where is My Tree?
Bakersfield, United States
Wind? Thief? Hit and run?
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
bad luck skier
Albany, United States
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML
SGreene
Today, a storm dropped a tree across my road. I would have moved it with my tractor, but there was a tree on that too. FML
Top comments
Michael Sawyer 11
YDI! If it was the ONLY TREE on the slope...how in the h__l did you hit it?
distortedcognition 17
Stay on target... STAY ON TARGET!!
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Marcella1016 32
I’m so, so sorry OP but I laughed out loud really hard at this 😂😂😂 Maybe a few more lessons are in order. I learned that skiing is just not for me after several dislocations my first time and a near dislocation my second time because now my shoulder is just permanently ****** up from the first time.
Michael Sawyer 11
YDI! If it was the ONLY TREE on the slope...how in the h__l did you hit it?
distortedcognition 17
Stay on target... STAY ON TARGET!!
Glitterbaby2613 20
😂😂😂😂whys that sound like me
WistayShlaio82 13
Good job Bono
spinspinsugar 12
why do I have a feeling the same would've happened to me? this is why I don't ski lol
Taurus_ChicKa 37
George, George, George of the ski slope, strong as he can be... Watch out for that tree!"
Gubbon 17
Classic.