DrunkenLee

Mr Berlin, Germany 33 years-old

jentown11 28 September 2009, 15:14 United States

Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

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Pwnedofthedead 3 October 2009, 15:34 Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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