Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
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Top comments
lalasha10 0
oh maan,weell at least he cares
Kadz184 0
gosh, he cares. you ******* bitch.
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spellfire 0
He pays attention to the noises you make. I just remembered that one FML where a guy complained that he had a sex with his wife, and she didn't react at all, except to say "ow" several times. So what he did, he finished having sex with her, apparently without ever stopping and asking her if she was all right, then, sensing she wasn't satisfied, he posted a FML about it. Yours is much better, I think.
Fenteliman 0
At least you almost climaxed
jellyD 1
geeze, you have to teach the boy about verbal cues? talk to his mother, let her have that talk! he'll, it was her job in the 1st place!
anon2468 0
agreed.
xx000o 27
maybe he was just cuming up for air
arnthegreat 0
ohhh noooo, your boyfriend cares. god forbid. I hope you get a heart attack.
InsaneGenius 0
Sometimes even those that are best at it might get a little rough and it can hurt for a second. He could've thought he had done that. I just push my hubby's head down further and say, "DON'T STOP!" There ya go, problem solved.
RedPillSucks 33
What does your boyfriend do while that's going on?
bigchango 0
LMAO.... that means he cares
guitar_god7007 3
at least he cares. can I ask what you replied to him?
FlashBurn 13
All you people who say he cares don't realize that it's just that he's so bad in bed that he has never made a girl moan from pleasure. That sucks OP, have fun with that!