Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to try humming during a blow job. He seemed to like it at first, but apparently, "I'll Make a Man Out of You" from Mulan wasn't a good choice. He still isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
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Lozza111 0
haha, your bf is awesome, stop complaining
ZleveL 0
my comment never showed ip :( I was first too D: anyways, all my comment was was "the penis sleeps toniiiiight" ;)
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Comments (338)
poler637 0
shave no guy likes unmowed
milli333 0
u no not everyone can shave. some ppl have very coarse hair that is very prickley when grows back n is very uncomfortable. Js.
GeeSmilesxD 0
op , atleast the lions like to play :')
TaraTottz 1
shave!(:
sexxynerd 0
guuurl what are u doning in your free time? You gotta trim that up!! go Indiana Jones on that jungle!
chicko_fml 0
stop fukn complaining shave that Dam ****** of n it's def not a fml
hippychiccx 0
This made my day. (:
stlphil 0
A somewhat hairy bush is nice. Only when you've got hair trailing down your crack it's gross. Trimmed and shaved areas are gross looking as well.
dickbombay 0
it's scary down there): trim that hairy bush with some hedge trimmers. oh, and a good douching can't hurt either.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Douching isn't a good idea. Provided you properly clean yourself in the shower, there is also no need for it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#186 You're right. Douching can unbalance the pH of a ****** and therefore cause an infection.
picturescrazy 24
GROSS