Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, my girlfriend insisted on dressing me up in her clothes, to spice things up. After dolling me up in a dress, heels, wig, etc., she goes to the store for wine but left her key behind. Thirty minutes later, the doorbell goes, so I open it in all my feminine glory, only to see a UPS guy standing holding a parcel and not my girlfriend. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
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vandaleyes 0
Rule of thumb: If you're young enough to be grounded by your parents, you're probably extremely young to be wearing that. You deserved that one.
Bauer_fml 0
"Um... I need to do this for a class."
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Comments (307)
silverleaf 1
#11 Yale lock?
Warlock_fml 0
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How is she too young? She could be in college and still living at home which could make her anywhere from 18-?? Granted it would be a little ridiculous that she can still get grounded. But 18 would be a reasonable age to wear that sorta thing and to still be grounded(perhaps still in high school?). Also, in order to verify this story, I think we're going to need a pic. :-p
Hunts160 5
haha good one!
clairesucks 37
18- Eww your a creep. Don't even say you need a pic even if it's a joke, that's just pervy
qpdoll 19
"To verify this one, we'll need a pic." Dude. Creepy.
Lou_Briccant 0
The "Think of the Children!" crowd is in full force tonight, I see.
feeldapain6 0
you should of checked first...poor thing
bobdole 0
You don't look who is outside before you open the door? Wow.
scarletdragonfly 5
That's exactly what I thought, 21! She can't automaticly assume it's her boyfriend at the door. FYL, but maybe if she had been more cautious, she wouldn't have been caught. Even if you had known it was your dad, though, you would have had to run and change before answering the door, which he would question.
superboboboi 0
Well she didnt needa check... if it was some pedo she could whoop his ass with the whip
evilplatypus 39
Some people live in safe areas where it isn't necessary to check. Hell, when the weather's nice, my parents leave the doors open with only the screen doors closed.
vonstrangle 0
that's disgusting. i hope your dad had ample alcohol to help wipe that out of his mind.
TheOrpheus 0
I agree with #18. Your life is f***ed up because you sound pretty hot. so sorry.
Ivoryinflames 0
By the time your dad got to his car in the driveway you already dressed up completely in multiple step clothing?
deltoramastr 12
She prob had it under her other clothes in anticipation
0 3
Yeah, you must have gotten dressed very quickly. Wouldn't you wait until he pulls out of the driveway to even begin?
alwex 0
Any girl who 1. has the goods to show 2. can obtain the clothes to show them in 3. has a boyfriend to show them to 4. WANTS to show them has every right to do just that. The father sounds like an uptight asshole
EyesofStone 27
She doesn't have every right to if she's underage, living under her parents' roof and her parents don't approve of it. The father's reaction, in my opinion, was totally justified.
CandyPewPewPew 29
I wonder what happens if your daughter does that to guys. Praise her and promote sex? Wow. "Great" Dad.