Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
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Top comments
Petey_Piie 1
Now he has truly fallen for you.
YurLyfeSucks 0
Not so cute now, huh
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Comments (167)
iloveweed69 7
Maybe she wasnt fat.
UsernameInCanada 7
Note: Running and jumping on men doesn't work when they are like seals and you are a walrus.
KimmieKat 0
Ouch, hope he's alright.
Mxffn 6
ydi fatass
Awsumuzzie 12
You do know being off guard may have caused him to fall, not her weight, right?
iloveweed69 7
Doesn't sound cute to me
iloveweed69 7
Sorry baby that's my sexy pose ;*
Alli201103 3
Well... Embarrassing!
nabila21 0
Hey look at it this way OP it could have been worse and be could have broken up with you.
Awsumuzzie 12
Yeah, haha, she broke him up instead.
xxmel 6
If you have to try to be cute .. You're not cute.
Troll_spray 6
It's an expression when she said she was trying to be cute.....
silvergaze 1
Obviously she has to think about being cute, so whether it is an expression or not, she's still obviously not cute.
sassypants93 17
Just like you have to try and stick your butt out and make a duck face to try and be cute?
Bassist5798 0
you only get one shot...u ****** it up
HighGTurn 12
It happens