Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
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Top comments
Petey_Piie 1
Now he has truly fallen for you.
YurLyfeSucks 0
Not so cute now, huh
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Comments (167)
alfred07 18
If it makes you feel better I'm sure it would have been cute if you'd done a better job with the landing. Given enough time this will be something the two of you laugh about.
RandomNchic 1
HUT HUT !!! Nice tackle OP !!!
bethanael 13
Jumping on people when they aren't expecting it isn't cute.
derkster 6
What goes around comes back nd give u a concussion
furfantasies 0
Daaaang
tj4234 36
when he asked you to give him head, I don't think a sore head was what he meant...
emochicksrule 1
Well, it would have been cute but um it's not anymore
crazyblackchick 0
Bloody hell! Do you kick him in the nuts to say 'hello'? Talk about S&M to the extreme!
funnynesh 10
Not "hello" good-bye! Read the fml properly next time!!!
crazyblackchick 0
#67 No shit, sherlock. I read it right, but i ment in comparison to jumping on him to say hello. Think before you decide to be an asshole.
EG14_fml 8
By goodbye you meant "see ya at the hospital!"
supahcoolperson 0
I would be so embarrassed lol I'd feel so fat after that