Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML
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Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, I was going to have my first overnight with the guy I’ve been seeing. Upon learning I'd packed my own condoms, he told me it was vulgar, unladylike, and suspicious that I had them. When I pointed out that he had condoms, he said, “Well yeah I’m a guy. I’m supposed to have those.” FML
Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so terrified of having a baby that he won’t screw me, even though I’m on the pill and we have condoms. He gets so worked up, he usually goes soft before we get the condom on. His oral game is on point but I just want a good hard dicking, is that too much to ask? FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML
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Top comments
Anderling 33
Girl, run, don't walk. I don't even want to know what other misogynistic bs he's got stored up there. On another note though, have you considered an IUD or a birth control implant, if those are safe for you?
cuz803 46
Hopefully you're more allergic to toxic, immature masculinity than the pill. Dump the manchild.
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Comments (10)
Anderling 33
Girl, run, don't walk. I don't even want to know what other misogynistic bs he's got stored up there. On another note though, have you considered an IUD or a birth control implant, if those are safe for you?
Justkidding100 41
exactly this is just the tip of the iceberg, imagine what roles he think you should both have when you're his wife? misogyny isn't just gonna go away
1known 34
Sorry to tell you that, but your boyfriend is an idiot.
Crowned Sataness 12
cut him loose now. if his masculinity is that fragile now it's only going to get worse
cuz803 46
Hopefully you're more allergic to toxic, immature masculinity than the pill. Dump the manchild.
RichardPencil 32
Looks like you're running some kind of wherehouse over there!
sirrubberduckie 37
Women owning condoms? What in the world? Next you'll tell me they're allowed to drive and vote! But honestly, birth control is everyone's responsibility, and no one should ever have to ask permission or apologize for having it and using it.
core01 30
You found an insecure prick! You win STDs, pregnancies, and a whinging loser who tears you down.
D J's MOM 17
he's a man child pig stuck in like the 50's or something. he obviously has no respect for you. cut him loose now before it gets worse. trust all of us. we've seen it.
emmalou 19
Run girl, Run!
garamo 4
unless you have multiple partners a day, I don’t see why you need to carry condoms with you!