why does this have 220+ upvotes when I knew that this is what the first comment would be before I even entered the comment section, do people not enjoy creativity? :0
I've been in trouble over what I've said on here before, and don't particularly want to go down that road again. However, as a compromise I'll give you the number one thing I'd say if I were a guy:
I like that you're smart because eventually I'll take my **** out of your mouth and it's nice that you'll have something interesting to say.
Thankfully, I'm female so I don't get slapped nearly as often as I would if I were male.
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PantyGAMES 10
He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.
blinked_281 29
Well, did you?
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blinked_281 29
Well, did you?
JocelynKaulitz 28
Well jeez, do people sit on other people's beards when they just met them now a days?
Rinat_fml 26
#31. Of course. What is wrong with you?
TCRII 30
Hmmm. I don't think I'm going to shave next week.
urdirtyolduncle 15
When you're man enough to grow a beard, you get the balls to say that type of stuff
James_is_Mexican 25
He's as slick as his own beard!
CadillacFrank_fml 12
Yes
1tsmenoah 20
No
GEBEH 14
why does this have 220+ upvotes when I knew that this is what the first comment would be before I even entered the comment section, do people not enjoy creativity? :0
PerditaDessa 38
If I were a guy, I'd so say things like that.
gramirez23 9
Then you wouldn't get offended like op did either right :)
PerditaDessa 38
Of course not. I probably wouldn't take him up on the offer, but it'd definitely brighten my day.
PerditaDessa 38
Actually, I do. This makes the top five, and I'd tell you the other four but my comment would be moderated.
PerditaDessa 38
Actually, I do. This makes the top five.
XPhoenixFire 17
Is it just me or does anyone else want to hear the full list???
PerditaDessa 38
I'm afraid that the good people of the FML moderating board would not approve of my posting the full list.
vikky538 29
I would like to see the full list...
PerditaDessa 38
I've been in trouble over what I've said on here before, and don't particularly want to go down that road again. However, as a compromise I'll give you the number one thing I'd say if I were a guy: I like that you're smart because eventually I'll take my **** out of your mouth and it's nice that you'll have something interesting to say. Thankfully, I'm female so I don't get slapped nearly as often as I would if I were male.
christian1509 21
That is gold xD
kAPISH 29
I have beard. Would you please like to sit on my face?
PantyGAMES 10
He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.
chlorinegreen 27
You have to admit that's a really good comeback for thinking on the spot... Even if it's disturbing.
XPhoenixFire 17
This guy is smoother than butter
cinskeep43 15
true... in fact "I can't believe it's not butter "
lulinator 40
*Nut butter.
Liyuesigs 8
I already have my own down there, wouldn't add much to it.
bjhhjh 20
Its a compliment! Take it!
odod777 28
Maybe he was talking about his penis...
onlychildFTW 34
No, I'm pretty sure he was talking about his beard; so was the OP.
edward80 18
Smart !
adamzki1999 16
Beard =/= Penis
droid1126 25
Thank you #91! I always get weird looks when I tell people I want to grow a penis
sayhey22 19
Intercorse isn't the only form of sex...
thebigtwinkie 28
I think he meant his head
slyde32 12
well what else would he mean?
kaytasha 18
That, my friend is guy code right there, totally inappropriate.
noisyboy4000 23
What does any of this have to do with guy code?
csjmcc 11
It would be more against the guy code to not say it.
AoC15 10
You're a female talking about guy code and it's against guy code not to attempt to get a girl
ToxicTyrael 26
That was your chance! Did you?
littleteapot 21
Did I sit on a stranger's face? haha no
Crazyjohnb 23
you should''ve
trendkilla254 4
I must say his reply was epic.
LPisLame 16
Lmao. Dudes don't give a ****.
alkatline 25
The answer to this question is always “yes".