Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML
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Today, my parents couldn’t keep it civil long enough to get through my wedding without causing a massive scene. My wife was so upset, she got through the “I do’s” then left crying without waiting for the photos, so now we don’t have an official wedding album, just poor quality Facebook pictures. FML
She's lost control
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
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Today, another woman tagged my husband in a “Couples' Day” photo montage on Instagram. Some of the photos were taken during those “business trips” he was having, including when he traveled due to his “grandpa” passing away. We have 3 children and I gave birth to our last daughter a month ago. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML
MILs gonna MIL...
Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Really!
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Why do people do this?
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
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Jaxx66 21
I'm hoping you guys have a sense of humor, or I think it's time for a chat. I know I'd be pretty upset, or comment; "No honey, this is just the beginning."
llortemageht 7
Maybe he thinks it means 'For My Love', 'Fruits of My Labour' or 'For Married Life'. Or maybe he's just an ass.
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Comments (207)
flirtyfaery 7
He deserves it
arkumx 3
I could stand for "For my love"
blondpr0fet 5
And how exactly does "HE" deserve it. Fail at a first comment.
starwind3438 9
Fail at making a joke too.
romesh17fml 8
Ahh... The thrills of marriage.
lexa1love 16
**** marriage life?
lopsop 12
Maybe the husband deserves to have a bad life with op?
hockeyoceancity 13
Fabulous marriage life. OP's husband misunderstood the meaning of FML obviously.
lululu333 7
6, Maybe 1 meant he deserves it because he married the OP.
RedPillSucks 33
Or maybe he meant fabulous married life?
MindFreakazoid 10
Dude, seriously? That was kind of a waste of a first comment don't you think?
lilysmiles143 0
FAIL
Sonfang 19
Could be "For my Love"
Qandol 26
Maybe OP mistook her husband and he probably meant to say Fantastic Marriage Life.
jkillz_it 7
I think #1 was funny. Made me lol.
retyi43 14
#1 made a joke that I think few people got. I thought it was hilarious. unfortunately, people will usually just thumb down or up according to the majority
blondpr0fet 5
So can one of you who understand this joke explain it to me. Obviously I have know idea how a husband can name a photo album "FML" on facebook, have his wife find it so she puts it up on FML turns out to a "he deserves it" comment. Maybe I am simple minded but the math just isn't adding up here.
Dr__Bozo 4
59- You don't say?
MindFreakazoid 10
175- I do indeed say. OH SNAPPLE! Ok it wasn't that great but still, saying 'you don't say' is a you don't say moment...AHHH! You don't say-ception!!!
duke56924903 11
If he posted pictures of his wedding and labeled them "FML", he deserves his life being ****** for marrying somebody he doesn't want to be married to, and for being an asshole. Get it?
Jaxx66 21
I'm hoping you guys have a sense of humor, or I think it's time for a chat. I know I'd be pretty upset, or comment; "No honey, this is just the beginning."
CoolBroStory 7
Maybe it means For My Love?
IndianGiver 8
No it definetly means: Found My Life or Found My Love.
Dr0reos 8
maybe it stands for"For My Lover" i dont know try to look on the bright side for once.
kaymi 17
No it means, "Forever My Lady". He was into Jodeci.
maverik5124 6
Maybe he meant "for my lady" :D
uJelly24 1
No in pretty sure he just meant F*ck my life.
AKGirlinSD 20
Maybe they could even the initials of his name? **** it; who are we kidding here? He's got a pretty good sense of humor and I hope you do too! I, personally, would laugh about it and retort with something along the lines of, "Oh baby, you this your ****** now? Just wait til later tonight." Followed by a wink, of course. He'll know you've got a good sense of humor and you've turned it into some sexy time!
ThatGenericGuy 6
Fotos of My Life? (I am aware photos isn't spelled like that)
jquibell 2
It's spelled that way in Malaysia
GVirdi 11
5 or it could mean "Forever My Love"?
GVirdi 11
I checked some comments turns out someone already said "Forever My Love" so now I feel like I ripped them off Anyways I made a new 1 hopefully noone said this already "Found My Love"
Forlorn420 9
The sequel could be the honeymoon pics. He could label it FMW (**** my wife)
Drigr 9
42, I vote for MILF
xaline_fml 0
Fun married life
FlavorlessPie 7
I thought it could mean 'For my lover'
teddy4nyy 13
39 it was mine. S'all good though
GVirdi 11
129 you said "For My Love"
madamazinDana45 6
Wow!!!! Maybe the first pic is an embarassing pic of himself
nofearjenshere 12
Who would post an embarassing picture of themselves on Facebook?
ThatGuyRory 9
Well, actually, i have a huge amount of pictures of myself dressed as a hooker. So chances are it may well be an embarrassing photo.
petraphotoDOTca 6
....I wanna see. :)
AKGirlinSD 20
60, It's only embarrassing if you're dressed as a female hooker. Us commenters need proof! lol
llortemageht 7
Maybe he thinks it means 'For My Love', 'Fruits of My Labour' or 'For Married Life'. Or maybe he's just an ass.
TrueTriage 16
Or it could be... I'm going with you that he's an ass
flashback.miss 28
"For my love" came to mind for me too, 8. But, hopefully he's just kidding around with you if he meant it in the eff my life sense..
daisy2101 7
Found my love... Yes.. Maybe.. No
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
For My Lover? :D Falling Madly in Love? Okay, the last one is a bit of a stretch.
myalleyway 9
i Fantastically Married a Lady? ok, thats a stretch, but why dont you ask him what he meant and why he did it?
ollie179 21
Today, my wife made me look bad by writing an FML about me. FML
GVirdi 11
You did that to yourself by naming the albumn "FML"!
stormchaser24 24
Get a sense of humor. Put a comment on the album that says "No this is just the start of it".
Earth_Bound 0
...someone already said that. Don't even try to act like it was yours. It just makes you look bad.
bebohacker1 4
Lol the fml comments copyright police have spoken.
GVirdi 11
Well she is right though Plus seeing the same joke over again just ruins it
a563 3
16 is such a bad bitch, don't **** around on FML, or she'll break your legs!
a563 3
16 is such a bad bitch, don't **** around on FML, or she'll break your legs!
aleeshttylXD 9
#132, we read u the first time
aleeshttylXD 9
#132, we read u the first time.
Earth_Bound 0
I can predict your marriage going perfectly. But seriously, I'm sorry about that. I think it's time for a chat. But maybe he's just confused of the meaning of FML? don't get upset until you know the whole story;)
mariah_victoria 0
Why the winkie face?;)