Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that it's "disgusting" to wash your "rear end" and that he has never, and will never, do it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML
Today, my husband thinks I don’t love him. Why? Because I won’t poop with him in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML
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Top comments
LyricaSilvan 30
Haven't you heard? Women don't have bodily functions. We aren't physically capable of being gross or imperfect.
rustybucket 24
Ignorance really is bliss. I had a male friend who truly believed that women only peed and didn't poop because "that's gross and girls can't be gross." Sorry about your moronic boyfriend!
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Comments (75)
mariri9206 32
Well, at least we know what the boyfriend is never gonna get.
levsterx 8
that's a keeper you got there
khadishja 12
omg.... that's just stupid
Blue24U 2
I think this guys full of it. I shit you not.
The_Bleeder 13
Pun intended?
GrumpyGrinch 23
Princesses don't poop. If you didn't know that, you're not a true princess!
yerawizardlizzy 27
Thought it said boyfriend turned out to be a moon.
PhoenixChick 26
Shit, I've been doing it wrong.
SmDestroyer 8
What are women supposed to do? Be like starfish and eat/defecate through the same hole?
ducksloveme 3
Just because you like anal **** doesn't mean you have to like gay sex.
LyricaSilvan 30
That wasn't quite the point OP was making here.
roryabester 8
he may be an idiot his response should have been because i don't find men sexually attractive lmao so basically you have a gay moron for a bf fyl
LyricaSilvan 30
Please learn to think before commenting. Spare us all your idiotic nonsense. I don't like onions. Doesn't mean I need to say so every time I talk about food. And it certainly doesn't mean that I suddenly do like them if I haven't gone out of my way to say that I don't. In other words, not expressly pointing out that one is not into something does not mean they do, in fact, like it. Ergo OP's boyfriend is not gay simply because he didn't say he's straight. If you really think that's how humans work, you need serious help.