Today, my boyfriend told me that it's "disgusting" to wash your "rear end" and that he has never, and will never, do it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML
Today, I tried to gently tell my boyfriend that he needs to wash his clothes more often as some of them smell pretty musty. He got all pissy (no pun intended) and assured me that none of his exes ever complained about a smell. I can’t even go down on the guy because his crotch smells bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I have a potty mouth and that I should clean it with Harpic. FML
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Top comments
dudeisuck 7
brings a "hole" new meaning to being a smelly ass
Nhayaa 21
I can't wait for him to be 40 and to have to check up on his prostate... That's a preventive FML for his future doctor.
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Comments (18)
benbenjude 5
I never heard of that before
dudeisuck 7
brings a "hole" new meaning to being a smelly ass
Nhayaa 21
I can't wait for him to be 40 and to have to check up on his prostate... That's a preventive FML for his future doctor.
alycion 39
Wait until he’s sleeping. Turn the hose on him.
leighmacj 11
I bet he expects you to lick his ass though. I don’t understand guys who think it’s gay or disgusting to was their own arse.
Major_Haywire 7
What a (dirty) arse hole 🕳
Inkoseh 33
....Does he not wipe?
zoelog 10
eewww
ViviMage 40
Yes you are supposed to wash your buttocks. I lived with a person who had herpes (got from the ex-girlfriend) and he said you start at the cleanest parts first. Like your face arms and chest. Then legs and feet and yes UNDER THE FEET, and then the unmentionables. Think of it like you have one washcloth. What would you wash first? And if he get acne/boils on his butt, now he knows why. Also, why is he your BF if his hygiene is this bad?
jbuckets_404 39
Brain-bleach, STAT!!! (Part Deux)