Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
princess98
Revenge!
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
scratchy
Israel
Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML
worthless
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
jshibbz0993
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Cheap and gross
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
LonelyShowers
Mission Hills, United States
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
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atthegates 0
disagree. guy code states that showers with women are mandatory
techweed 12
he's implying that you're ugly
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Comments (145)
scenequeen101 0
get over ur self!! r u really that important to take a shower with???
Nathaniellette 7
It's not about that. It's about wanting to spend some intimate time with their partner and were turned down. It's offensive sometimes
Lilmama2Uchickz 0
.What a man you got there
fyl11122233 0
what a pussy...
ImGonnaDieAlone 5
You're not the only one this has happened to, my boyfriend has giant hair that takes him 2 days to "get right" and after that happens he wont wash it for about 4 days. Just take care of yourself when you're in the shower, the moans should bring him running...
anahlicious 10
Umm... gay alert??
pixelpixie2929 0
Meh, shower sex is totally overrated anyway.
BlackOo_fml 0
he's obviously a homosexual
wienerwagon 0
All of you who are in shock that somebody could possibly turn down shower sex are clearly inexperienced. FML is the biggest collection of virgins on the internet.
todder45 0
I love taking showers with my gf, ur bf is a dumbass...
MyLifeAsAnna 1
My boyfriend did that to me :(