Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
princess98
Revenge!
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
scratchy
Israel
Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML
worthless
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
jshibbz0993
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Cheap and gross
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
LonelyShowers
Mission Hills, United States
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
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atthegates 0
disagree. guy code states that showers with women are mandatory
techweed 12
he's implying that you're ugly
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Comments (145)
JenL_fml 7
Hm. Oh well. Just get him a shower cap and have a go at it next time!
Residence_fml 4
Lol I also turn my boyfriend down at a shower together sometimes because I don't want to get my hair wet :p It's just annoying and it takes so long to dry
cinderella10383 6
is he playin for the other team??
doo1788 0
fag!
alexFYL 11
At least he didn't get in and pee on you.
OhHeySlogan 4
I never want to get my hair wet when I shower with my bf, I just put it up and let him stand under the water. Its east to keep dry. FYL, OP.
kapippenger 0
Please tell that to my girlfriend. Your hair won't get wet if you don't put it in the water.
OhHeySlogan 4
my hair is naturally curly and I straighten the shit out of it every day. if it gets wet it curls. So I just don't put my head under the water. yeah, I mean you get a few drops here and there but nothing significant. and nothing 5 minutes and a straightening iron can't fix.
davek 36
He's a massive whoopsie.
annihil8or 15
R u sure he's not seeing other guys lol?
melkor_the_fox 0
I straighten my hair and I would turn it Down too.. its no big deal
Lunchbox3 0
you are a ****** and obviously like dick.
FreebirdIII 1
He hasn't came out of the closet yet ?