Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Bad news
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
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Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Surprise!
Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML
Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
What will people think?
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Revelations
Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML
Slipped up
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Top comments
Welshite 40
DNA test, and child support. If he doesn't want to take responsibility for his child, force him.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
F her life? No, F the life of the poor soul she's bringing into this world. People really need to start thinking straight before getting into sex. Lives seriously depend on it!
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LizetteBerenice 22
What are you gonna do?
LappDance 16
What the hell is wrong with you #20?
MmmPinkTacos 11
#20 you consistently have terrible solutions to people's issues on here. I hope you show a little more maturity in real life for your own sake.
asnakelovinbabe 16
^that^ is not an acceptable solution to the problem.... At ALL. Making some innocent guy take on the problems of an unruly ex? Deceiving a person you barely know because you can't handle a situation you created In the first place? That isn't responsible. It's despicable. She already knows she is pregnant, and once the baby's age is known, the guy will easily be able to tell that the pregnancy is too far along to be his anyways, unless she hooks up with a complete moron incapable of basic math. A child is not something to simply push onto any hapless victim you can find. It is her ex's and HER problem, not the next guy she can trap sleeping with her! I can't believe some women think like this. As a mother, it makes me sick. If you believe anything of that sort is ok you should not be having/ or raising children. If you get knocked up by accident and insist on having the child, do it, but don't entrap some helpless guy under false pretenses. A "family" built on a lie isn't going to work out.
asnakelovinbabe 16
In her profile she describes herself as a "classy woman". Wow. Just. Wow.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
F her life? No, F the life of the poor soul she's bringing into this world. People really need to start thinking straight before getting into sex. Lives seriously depend on it!
dingleberrysteve 6
child support. 18 years of agony
CrazyGirlfriend 21
not everyone plans on having a child when they have sex. they could have used a condom and birth control but it failed. almost everyone has sex without intentions of children.
kinky44 28
But babies are a very real possibility of sex. If you arent ready to support a child, why would you take that risk? The child pays the price too.
angelk19 22
The safest sex is no sex..
NeatNit 33
Abortion, anyone?
LunaaBluee 27
Oh.. What an asshole seriously man up
zandalee 20
Asshole? Yes Definitely. But seriously, maybe instead of sending that message by text you should have at least rang him with such huge news.
Welshite 40
DNA test, and child support. If he doesn't want to take responsibility for his child, force him.
Dontalktome 9
Agreed. If he can't handle it like a mature/ responsible adult, take his ass to court. Would like to see him threaten the judge since the DNA test confirm its his. In certain cases (repeat non-payment), the state will take child support right out of his earnings before he gets his paycheck.
clrichmond2009 24
they'll also throw his useless ass in jail and the government will pay his child support, which he'll then have to pay back. take it from me though, if the dad is that useless already, you're better off without him in the picture.
Friaza 29
Useless ass? This is disgusting. If she didn't know about the baby, I highly doubt he knew. Which means an abortion is in order, but now. Isn't it a lazy girls dream to obtain a baby, even if it means completely ruining a guys life? This entire story seems pretty one sided. Always making the female baby carrier look like a heroine and the guy who got her pregnant a useless asshole. I've heard of this situation way too many times. I'd bet they wanted to do it, didn't have any condoms and agreed she'd take the morning-after pill or something along those lines, unless both of them are really dumb enough to risk it. This is why the world is becoming full of trash. Woman desperately trying to rope down guys with babies in their teens no matter what. I'm not saying it's always the woman's fault, but it's not like he left her after the baby. If she has any self respect she'll take an abortion. The world already has 7 billion people, it doesn't need another set of split up parents in their youth and a father desperately trying to save up money to feed a baby he didn't have a say in existing. Disgusting feminists.
katina1236 20
I'm pro choice but the baby had nothing to do with it's conception. If she chooses to abort it that's her decision, but the fact of the matter is he threatened to make her life hell if she didn't say it's the new guys. That makes him a total asshole. Sure he could be scared of being a dad and that fear came out as anger but it's still no excuse.
Merylwen 24
Actually there are two ways of reading that. Maybe he does want to take responsibility for the child but she won't let him. It's unclear who "his" refers to.
PrincessCastiel 27
I dont even know what to say about that situation. I feel sorry for you but then again it sounds like you are under 18 which you should be using condoms and/or birth control. Or the best way to not get pregnant is dont have sex! :) Problem solved!
ea247 20
Alittle too late for that though XD
PurelyCanadian 18
As good as that advice is, it's a little late for her to take it now. Lecturing her on what she COULD have done will do no good for the problem at hand. What's done is done.
RenbewDesh 9
#5 if you don't want to get robbed, don't go outside. If you don't want to be told off, don't socialise! Big flaws in your "logic"
RosaEP517 13
What make you think she is under 18? And as the others said there is no point of saying what she SHOULD have done it's a little too late and I'm sure she knows.
emilyyy_maryyy 14
But you can't compare an unexpected pregnancy to a robbery. At least if you get pregnant, you know it was your fault and your doing. You can't put any blame on yourself when there's a robbery.
emilyyy_maryyy 14
And I'm referencing number 16's comment btw..
RenbewDesh 9
But you can't say "don't have sex if you don't wanna get pregnant"
atlchick24 6
Hate to say it but birth control and condoms aren't 100%. My daughter is living proof of that. And both was used. I still got pregnant. I had to tell my ex. Never judge till you know the total story.
CaitiieBuggs 23
23- I don't know if this is why they chose robbery as an example, but there have been research papers and pro-life/pro-choice articles that compare getting pregnant to getting robbed. It's not a great example, but it has been used "scientifically" as an example for debate many times.
Marzell 12
What a judgmental and pretentious thing to say.
martin8337 36
Hindsight is 20/20.
rocker_chick23 27
Sorry, no one is going to stop having sex because a snot nosed little brat said to. FYI, Birth control can fail. My 5 year old is a BC/condom baby
droln4maltesers 8
So what about women who are raped? How do you account for their unexpected pregnancy? Learn to think before you speak sweetie. Don't ever assume anything.
PrincessCastiel 27
Sorry guys, for my views on life! But I'm a teen so my out look on children is different than adults. Lots of my relatives have gotten knocked up by age 12 so I just kinda sigh when I hear of teens getting pregnant because they couldn't keep it in their pants.... yes yes thumb me down but that's what I believe
jkmartinjk 16
You're using your "beliefs" to paint everyone with a broad brush. As someone pointed out, rape victims do not have an issue "keeping it in their pants."
10showgirl 16
You don't need him. Don't contact him again.
paigexox0 37
No but his money would be helpful
keirissleepy 10
take it to court and force him to pay child support
Futacy 30
This
Futacy 30
Sorry, I was trying to add a comment, and i accidentally pressed "send" way too early. Even I down voted this shit comment.
Krirn 21
I was hoping that by the end of your second comment you were going to say what you originally wanted to, but I was let down, just like my thumb.
Krirn 21
Whoops, didn't see you down there as #12, well now I look like a jackass.
Krirn 21
Who the hell replies to a smiley face text with "WHO THE **** IS THIS?" anyways? That's just not right.
letsgooo_fml 23
Seriously, this guy sounds like he has anger issues. I hope he was never abusive towards OP. If so, take the child support money and keep that kid away from him
todlich 4
I do if I don't recognize the number and it's 4 in the morning.
myoukei 31
17: i think so long as a parent pays child support, they must be allowed visitation rights. There may be weird circumstances where this is not the case but you can't keep a dad away from a kid if the dad is helping pay for the kid
aloring 14
Definitely not true.. My husband has a 6 year old little boy that he has barely seen. Unless you have a lot of time and money invested in a lawyer the mom can basically do what she wants in certain cases.:(
hayleybaaby 15
#11: Your profile pic goes perfectly with your comment! It made me laugh :)
Futacy 30
This probably wouldn't have helped the situation, but you always do these kind of things with a phone call. That way, it's a lot better than a text saying, "Hey =) im leik prggo, and ur the daddy!"
chinaski7628 32
A face to face meeting would probably be better. But I do agree with you.
BBlah 26
I don't know how to respond to this so I'm just gonna say, I hope your ex mans up and I wish you the best of luck! (:
Dillyduzit 23
No one said you had to respond