Today, I was making pudding and accidentally spilt some on the floor. I had no idea until I slipped in it, throwing the bowl of pudding on my head. My mom promised to take me to the hospital as soon as she got a picture. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the kitchen with my mom, who is severely disabled and can barely walk. She suddenly slipped on a puddle of water, so I instinctively grappled her from behind to save her. It took me a moment to realize my hands were accidentally cupping her breasts. She then slipped again and took both of us down. FML
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML
Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML
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WolfKing501 0
why is she taking you to the hospital?
iamEricCartmen 0
lucky it wasn't shit
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Comments (125)
iamEricCartmen 0
lucky it wasn't shit
therealbmw 2
thats the spirit!
Lumenoire 0
Oh she is just the WORST type of person...
wat11115 0
wut
PSQ91 6
Cause that would've been a shitty situation...??? Ok I'm out...
PushMyButtons 5
#1&8 WIN.
DropDead77 11
Picture or it didn't happen :)
chlorinegreen 27
make sure you tell them you didn't just shit yourself. I know ha ha. dumb comment.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Lol Puddinhead :D that musta been so fun I'd've laugh if it'd happened to mee. you need to grow a pair op ;)
DropDead77 11
Picture or it didn't happen :)
Susieee_Q 9
A picture takes three seconds and makes for lovely memories. Calm down, OP.
swasticop 0
#1 yeah it would have been all over the living room
IndiRae 9
How is it 'lucky' that it wasn't shit? She was making pudding.
theten_fml 9
aw bummer.. you spilt homemade pudding =[. who has a bowl of shit anyways???
YacL 15
The toilet's bowl?
Randuhh_17 4
were you makin' the puddin' face??
dragonh4t 6
#1 can you imagine that? Today, I was making shit and accidentally spilt some on the floor. I had no idea until I slipped in it, throwing the bowl of shit on my head. My mom promised to take me to the hospital as soon as she got a picture. FML
FarSide 23
Ummm... are you sure you weren't making up a batch of "Shaky Pudding" OP? mmm, mmm, mmm
detective_oreo 0
whoa your pretty
j_cat187 20
what the shit?
ShakeMeDown 12
somebody had pudding face
mahomie97 7
hahahahhaa i literly loled!(:
Thanatos1206 0
Yes I also laugh out louded!(:
MarkFeehily 0
What a coincidence, I also happened to laugh out loud!
danica45 7
I think the point of #16's comment was to make fun of the fact she said "loled" - which could be wrong if you thought of it as laugh out louded - but it could also be laughed out loud. most people I know think laughed out loud but OK 16...
eatmyshortssss1 8
As opposed to figuratively?
IndiRae 9
People just say lol'd or lol'ed to say that they laughed out loud. Don't over think it, people.
Matty1188 6
I did, too. It sounds like a comedy sketch.
Bekll 31
#44, hey that's my phrase! :P
xlostwithoutu 0
They still can't spell "literally"
ReynshineCutting 10
Lol = laugh out loud Loled = laughED out loud. If you said ledol instead of loled, no one would have a clue what you were talking about.
ShockingShelby 0
What a wonderful mother you have.
deekin69 0
tbh I would've done the same thing.
deekin69 0
tbh I would've done the same thing.
genesisnirvana 11
she's so caring.
AgentGreenEyes 4
I don't think it was bad...in my family we always take pictures of emergency room worthy injuries. Though if it's serious the pictures are taken in the ER or in the car on the way there. It doesn't sound like she had critical injuries-from the pudding bowl. then again we only take pictures of impressive ones, but this sounds like it just looked funny!
lakaiskate 12
hospital for a bowl of pudding must be ceramic or something, not a mixing bowl.
jetsy1234 0
ur comment is ironic
WolfKing501 0
why is she taking you to the hospital?
kut19 6
because pudding girl is an overreactor.
CitrusGirl 0
If she was making pudding it was probably on a stove, and very hot. She probably had some nasty burns.
gamegeek42 6
she could of hit her head or twisted her ankle
spazmattic 0
OP's pride was injured. It was injured bad.
NomOnShroomz 14
Maybe because when you're making pudding it BOILING HOT!
vettle 6
ew the pudding you have to cook is nasty. Lets hope op was making the good kind where you just add cold milk. and hopefully it was just a sprain.
Ansva 2
She could have broke or sprained something when she fell, when you make pudding it is very hot and she could have burns, the bowl may have broken and she could have some nasty cuts...
shotgun_girl 17
Hospital? I had a glob of flesh shoot out of my nose and my cheap ass went to urgent care. Like hell Ima pay hundreds of dollars for a ambulance and for them to say "Ya... ummm...here's a specialist."
ImInABox 6
...Wait. That's not acceptable?!
hannahtaskey 9
I thought it sounded perfectly acceptable!
AmberlovesJb 0
Scrap book of fail :)
n1c0l3t 0
mother of the year!
IWarnedYou 0
mmmm pudding
huntermc7 0
Aaaaah you beat me to it.
MaryJane232323 9
*gets on fb* "you were tagged by your mom" *clicks* "WTF!!" Caption: Look who shat himself..
IWarnedYou 0
herself
MaryJane232323 9
oops.. I didn't notice the name
Imabigbeast 5
you cant pass through life without a picture of every hilarious moment, then you won't be able to laugh later.