Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, while having a break up fight with my fiancée, she informed me that the paternity of our unborn child was in question because one of the other guys couldn't remember if he got off or not. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
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Top comments
FalaFala 8
What a retard, seriously. Good riddance.
MsConfusedd 27
I don't think you want an idiot helping to raise your child anyway
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Comments (88)
FalaFala 8
What a retard, seriously. Good riddance.
mandygrl25 18
I heard that and I thought of the Green Day song
Grauncho 27
Thank you for that totally relevant post, #3.
GRgoldfish 19
my thoughts exactly.
calipilot227 16
I love how girls date assholes and then complain when shit like this happens.
ironichalibut 24
Your picture made me laugh. The lack of a caption makes it all the more clever.. That is all..
Bano360 25
Sounds like a moron anyway. Better off without him.
MsConfusedd 27
I don't think you want an idiot helping to raise your child anyway
isallwaysme 27
dodged a bullet. you.dont need a childish partner. find a mature one.
Bakarra 22
Yea if she stuck with him he might have ended up hiding from her in a grocery store
BigMatt803 18
You don't want that man even remotely involved in raising a child. Go out and find you a real man.
Ambient25 25
You should be glad that the retard won't get the chance of being looked up to by your kid now
rita0ral 8
How do you extra break up w/ someone
Ajwc101 24
Maybe by jumping up and down well screaming "I'm extra breaking up with you now. You made me look stupid!" Seems like something OPs' boyfriend would do.
ozpunker 20
Be glad that your child won't have this retard's genes.
aliciaanomalyyxo 12
Better off not havin that idiot around your baby, good riddance
SirTalkaton 22
Uh... You're better off. This one doesn't sound like the sharpest crayon in the shed if ya get my drift.
Bakarra 22
I'm pretty sure you meant the brightest tool in the crayon box...
saidoh_fml 26
Or sharpest tool in the shed.