Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Can't be arsed, to be honest
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
One track mind
Today, my boyfriend's been distant lately so I told him he was not like this when we first started talking. He replied that it's because he was horny at the time, so now I'm stuck with his nonchalant ass. FML
Confusing
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
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FriscoKidz 10
I guess guys can have feelings too, but what kind of guy turns down sex?
dudeitsdanny 10
I can honestly say I spent at least 5 hours a week without a single sexual thought for two of my HS years.. It's what happens when your 50 year old Calculus teacher doesn't wear a bra. My testicles just retreated back into my body from the thought of it. And in the winter months? Forget about it. I was unable to think about sex for a few extra hours. Anyways... I used to jokingly tell my ex that she made me feel like a piece of meat.. But I did it with a hand on one hip, the thickest lisp I could muster, and sometimes threw in a z-snap, so.. Mine was obviously acting as much as a stereotypical girl as I could.. And I still let her have her way with me.. Your boyfriend's odd. Unless you always act this way, and only care about his looks and dick.. In which case, I can't say I wouldn't eventually get annoyed. Maybe. After a year of it.
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EllOfficial 6
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how feminine of him
kendallhi 9
well I totally agree with him
Bartimaeus 7
if your relationship revolves around sex and you feel that offended when he says no, then your relationship is a lie. you should be more than just F*** buddies. seriously. ydi.
eminemchick 19
ops such a pussy..xD
kingtz 6
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Op's boyfriend is a wimp. Find yourself a real man who'll **** your brains out
Veraymix 6
You could have phrased it better, yes. Maybe he's the sensitive type. Or, maybe he feels it's all about you. Make it about pleasing him next time!
MissBrainDamage 0
Op - I have some bad news... your bf is gay :( sorry! The good news is you have a new best friend :)
lofty1012 3
op's bf is a ******
dudeitsdanny 10
I can honestly say I spent at least 5 hours a week without a single sexual thought for two of my HS years.. It's what happens when your 50 year old Calculus teacher doesn't wear a bra. My testicles just retreated back into my body from the thought of it. And in the winter months? Forget about it. I was unable to think about sex for a few extra hours. Anyways... I used to jokingly tell my ex that she made me feel like a piece of meat.. But I did it with a hand on one hip, the thickest lisp I could muster, and sometimes threw in a z-snap, so.. Mine was obviously acting as much as a stereotypical girl as I could.. And I still let her have her way with me.. Your boyfriend's odd. Unless you always act this way, and only care about his looks and dick.. In which case, I can't say I wouldn't eventually get annoyed. Maybe. After a year of it.
arieanacrust 0
youre retarded.... that wasnt the point of their relationship jerkoff
dudeitsdanny 10
Crap, sorry, my reply was supposed to be to #4's thread. Must have hit reply on the wrong comment when my iPod magically scrolled back to the top. My bad =)
MfailK 0
You could have just ****** your self.
psala 0
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dump him!
randomreader2315 4
Really? ******* really? you're a ******* moron. Just because he doesn't feel like having sex doesn't mean she should break up with him. ******* idiot!!! SMH
randiZ25 0
holy potato bug! back to the subject... I am also in agreement with ^^^
zakkyzebra 11
For the sake of humanity, I hope like hell 2 isn't Jesus Christ.
Saltime 0
I wouldn't be surprised if you became forever alone.
cgchamp89 7
I'll bet no one is going to go to his graduation party...
penguinazul 13
That is rather strange; most men would beg for their girlfriends to be this excited about sex. Unless all you talk about is sex, (and that can get annoying to anyone -- you can't be horny 24/7) I really don't see the problem here.
zakkyzebra 11
Try being a teenage male and be able to say you're not horny 24/7.
penguinazul 13
Point proven. Touche. :)
hahafylop 4
Agreed.
FriscoKidz 10
I guess guys can have feelings too, but what kind of guy turns down sex?
randiZ25 0
the kind that doesn't want any???
marix54888 0
Mormons, Muslim's, Hindu's, about half of Catholic's... any more idea's? Oh yea, old fashioned guy's, most country people, along with most people in Alaska, Texas, South Carolina, and some people in Virginia. Then there are those other's (1 out of 3) who won't.
penguinazul 13
My experience with dudes in South Carolina (as that's where I live) is that most of them are obsessed with sex. I've yet to meet one that wasn't. Your info is inaccurate, lol. (Key word: most -- not all men are obsessed with sex in any state, obviously.)
kaykay20 0
Most people in Alaska and Texas? I lived in both places and met a lot of people willing or at least had sex before. It's more common then you think.
BB_ava 0
19, wow. You seem to know who wants sex and who doesn't. I smell a prostitute!
zakkyzebra 11
I live in Texas and there is a high pregnancy rate in our schools where I live. They all can't be Mary!
IloveyouJon 11
nope, in Texas guys are haing sex at the age of 11
penguinazul 13
Just because I know guys want sex doesn't mean I have sex with them, derp. This might as well be my situation with guys: Me and Guy: "Let's go out on a date!" *goes out on date* Guy: "Wanna have sex? -tries to fondle-" Me: "No, I think we should wait. -avoids fondling-" Guy: "Bye!" *guy never talks to me again*
IHeartJimi02 0
Maybe he stood her up because he found it somewhere else
XxHannahxX 0
Haha, I live in South Carolina. People like sex here. :)
Evza 5
Well then...
ariannaimelda 7
Well that's a first
kateinurarms 13
maybe he just wanted to be respected too. You should he happy he isn't all about sex.
paleontologist 8
I don't see how she's disrespecting him. It's pretty normal to dirty talk or playfully tease your significant other, it's not some heinous, inappropriate thing to do when you're in an intimate relationship with someone. Unless he isn't interested in sex or pleasing her and he asked her not to bring it up, there really is no reason for him to have reacted the way that he did. There isn't enough context in the FML to understand the whole situation, but from the wording it seems like the boyfriend is sensitive, or that he lied to cover up the real reason why he stood her up or it could be that he was just in a bad mood and projected it onto her. We just can't know. But with the information presented, I'm gonna say FHL.
CateXOX 0
I'm not sure how you telling him that "you couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to you" makes him feel like a piece of meat, unless those "naughty things" included giving you food poisoning.
squishy01 0
Well, he still has a piece of meat, right? ;)
Buzz3070 3
Maybe thats a clue you use your boyfriend a bit much. Hence the meat comment.