Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend's been distant lately so I told him he was not like this when we first started talking. He replied that it's because he was horny at the time, so now I'm stuck with his nonchalant ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
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FriscoKidz 10
I guess guys can have feelings too, but what kind of guy turns down sex?
dudeitsdanny 10
I can honestly say I spent at least 5 hours a week without a single sexual thought for two of my HS years.. It's what happens when your 50 year old Calculus teacher doesn't wear a bra. My testicles just retreated back into my body from the thought of it. And in the winter months? Forget about it. I was unable to think about sex for a few extra hours. Anyways... I used to jokingly tell my ex that she made me feel like a piece of meat.. But I did it with a hand on one hip, the thickest lisp I could muster, and sometimes threw in a z-snap, so.. Mine was obviously acting as much as a stereotypical girl as I could.. And I still let her have her way with me.. Your boyfriend's odd. Unless you always act this way, and only care about his looks and dick.. In which case, I can't say I wouldn't eventually get annoyed. Maybe. After a year of it.
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Comments (49)
taytoc 10
at least he was being honest
0opsie 6
He should've been straightforward with you instead of standing you up. I don't think you did anything wrong, but if you still love him you should keep his boundaries in mind and respect them. But here come all the "oh wow so gay he doesn't want sex with you" comments.
AttucisFinch 0
It's funny. If a girl did the same thing the op's guy did then he would be an ass for making her feel like a piece of meat. Good old double standard. *Thumbs up*
I_Hate_Tpyos 0
that way it's always the guy's fault.
nixophebia 5
He'll be the most surprised out of everyone when he comes out of the closet...
MsSoulReaper 27
At least you don't have an insensitive bastard as a boyfriend :D
Pufferfish78 5
Standing someone up is insensitive.
Skatejock21 0
so what... you shouldn't expect or ask for these things, sex is a want, not a need on certain levels, because it's not what pays the bills, feeds you, and puts a roof over your head, excluding prostitutes. Move on with your life. I'd say it's most definitely your fault. If my wife said that to me when we were dating and now being married, it would be a turn off. Reason I say that, is because when girls say that stuff, it makes them sound needy and attached. What guy actually likes a girl who is attached, I'm not even kidding, I've never met one guy who actually loved a girl who was attached; that in itself is a turn off.
boree 0
is he gay? for realz! red flags are flying. hope u c em!
blanccamaro74 6
gay
berryblue 0
wow e
brit426 0
wow, sounds like a decent man if i ever heard of one. id love one like that.