Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wore my new shoes to work, feeling confident. Halfway through the day, I found out that I'd forgotten to remove a giant price sticker on the left sole. My boss pointed it out during a meeting, as I crossed my legs. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work and spent the entire day hobbling around in discomfort. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had forgotten to take remnants of the packing foam out of the tips of the shoes. FML
Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML
Today, I woke up early to travel to the office headquarters 3.5 hours away for important meetings. After waking up at 5.30am, picking up all my colleagues and driving 40 min out of town, I realised I was wearing my woolen house slippers. They were the only pair of shoes I'd brought on the trip. FML
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
Today, I got up at five, got dressed, and walked halfway to work in the snow. I then realized that it's Sunday. I also forgot my keys. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work that I'd bought yesterday. Around lunchtime, I finally realised that one shoe felt slightly tighter than the other. I took it off and found some paper stuffing still inside. I'd spent five hours walking around with it. FML
Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
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Top comments
MilkShakez 0
Thats better than forgetting your pants
moosemonkey1000 6
you didnt feel the pebbles on the ground?
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moosemonkey1000 6
you didnt feel the pebbles on the ground?
ciarafox9 9
some people..
00SPRANGER00 0
you know you're redneck when...
pertained 12
unless they're ninja
D347HxD 0
Maybe his socks where super absorbent to feelings, which means it'll eventually absorb so many feelings that'll get it's own feelings and learn to hate the human life, thus causing it to make a super sock army that'll take over humanity and rule with it's new feelings to hate man, but then we will have one person that can save us all, like in that movie...
imacreeper 3
I like the way you think.
Epilepsy_fml 0
Maybe he was in a rush or it slipped his mind. And pebbles aren't just all over his garage.... I do this a lot. It doesn't mean that you are stupid. It's a simple mistake.
magentaballoon15 8
#31, have I told u I love u for that comment
extrovertical 0
it feels weird driving without shoes. so i would assume it'd be something you notice.
solid2dew 6
and to think you are going to one day have children and grandchildren who will continue to populate the world...I say nay sir, **** MY life
rawrlily 0
SOCKS for you, OP.
redneck0328 5
how do you forget somethin like that an not realize it?
volley4eva1698 0
shoes are overrated
spazmattic 0
maybe he's paralyzed from the waist down. you should be more sensitive to that...
Uncool_LikeYou 0
especially since yer pic is of Joe the paralyzed guy
johnson94 5
captain obvious above me ^
mooshibear140 4
LOL at the picture. And he did realize it…when he got to work. :)
swittig 0
Hey Joe! You look pissed!
thefriendlyc 0
lol stupid
volley4eva1698 0
shoes are overrated
scottyrocks123 21
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting my password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I had to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
BigHoshJosh 0
tool
tsim_fml 0
are you retarded
volley4eva1698 0
shoes are overrated
MilkShakez 0
Thats better than forgetting your pants
condom101 0
unless he has a sausage lol no ****
imnotonaboat 0
Why would that make it better
xxsarahfxx 6
Or the lady who walked out with no shirt on. (FML)
textwork 4
fail
aardvarkish 17
That's not so bad. You wouldn't believe how many times I've forgotten condoms before going to work.
MilkShakez 0
are you a male prostitute or do you just work in the red light district?
aardvarkish 17
I work in the Green Light aisle. Who wants to know?
Fakeddd 0
Hey man, thanks for your service. I read your profile. Fallujah was some real shit. Civil Air Patrol here. Thanks for sacrificing your leg for my safety.
aardvarkish 17
My pleasure! But that's my left arm, which was exposed from the armored vehicle to support my weapon. The bomb was right under me. The guy saw me about to shoot him and hit the detonator first. My buddies took him out. K, Cheers!
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
aardvarkish, you probably hea this a lot but thank you a ton for your service
doink 0
I used to have nightmares about that.
yulenne_fml 7
Yeah me too. It's weird
Tequila_Hilton 3
me too
KiddNYC1O 22
Sitting in class with nothing but socks on; that's been my nightmare.
zelhackin 0
wow how do you forget your shoes there needs to be a update on this story
ashseal 11
hahaha well at least you didn't forget your pants. still sucks though