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Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML

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I guess guys can have feelings too, but what kind of guy turns down sex?

dudeitsdanny 10

I can honestly say I spent at least 5 hours a week without a single sexual thought for two of my HS years.. It's what happens when your 50 year old Calculus teacher doesn't wear a bra. My testicles just retreated back into my body from the thought of it. And in the winter months? Forget about it. I was unable to think about sex for a few extra hours. Anyways... I used to jokingly tell my ex that she made me feel like a piece of meat.. But I did it with a hand on one hip, the thickest lisp I could muster, and sometimes threw in a z-snap, so.. Mine was obviously acting as much as a stereotypical girl as I could.. And I still let her have her way with me.. Your boyfriend's odd. Unless you always act this way, and only care about his looks and dick.. In which case, I can't say I wouldn't eventually get annoyed. Maybe. After a year of it.

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I bet he told you that just as an excuse! he probably was doing something "better" and couldn't come up with a good excuse. I mean, He's a guy and him being turned off by his gf talking naughty to him just doesn't make sense to me, unless he's not into OP.

your bf is gay

this may or may not be an fml situation... depending on what you look like

How sensitive!! Console him… maybe he will get his man card back one day

Different approach maybe

Gotta love how when a woman posts this FML, her life sucks, but when a guy posts this same kind of story, he deserved it....

Stealthclaws 16

Anyone who posts something like this deserves it

I really like this actually. **** gender roles!

What the hell?

What the heck.