Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Can't be arsed, to be honest
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
One track mind
Today, my boyfriend's been distant lately so I told him he was not like this when we first started talking. He replied that it's because he was horny at the time, so now I'm stuck with his nonchalant ass. FML
Confusing
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
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FriscoKidz 10
I guess guys can have feelings too, but what kind of guy turns down sex?
dudeitsdanny 10
I can honestly say I spent at least 5 hours a week without a single sexual thought for two of my HS years.. It's what happens when your 50 year old Calculus teacher doesn't wear a bra. My testicles just retreated back into my body from the thought of it. And in the winter months? Forget about it. I was unable to think about sex for a few extra hours. Anyways... I used to jokingly tell my ex that she made me feel like a piece of meat.. But I did it with a hand on one hip, the thickest lisp I could muster, and sometimes threw in a z-snap, so.. Mine was obviously acting as much as a stereotypical girl as I could.. And I still let her have her way with me.. Your boyfriend's odd. Unless you always act this way, and only care about his looks and dick.. In which case, I can't say I wouldn't eventually get annoyed. Maybe. After a year of it.
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Comments (49)
datgirl 0
I bet he told you that just as an excuse! he probably was doing something "better" and couldn't come up with a good excuse. I mean, He's a guy and him being turned off by his gf talking naughty to him just doesn't make sense to me, unless he's not into OP.
mattstive 0
your bf is gay
ChibyKTA 3
this may or may not be an fml situation... depending on what you look like
jujuroxursox 15
How sensitive!! Console him… maybe he will get his man card back one day
worldclassrager 41
Different approach maybe
cdncw 20
Gotta love how when a woman posts this FML, her life sucks, but when a guy posts this same kind of story, he deserved it....
Stealthclaws 16
Anyone who posts something like this deserves it
missadell 17
I really like this actually. **** gender roles!
peterblackmer91 12
What the hell?
Gubbon 17
What the heck.