Today, I marked 3 weeks since meeting my crazy new landlady. Apparently I can't use the dishwasher because "there's no soap", can't bring the trash cans into the garage to keep the bears from getting it, and have to sweep before the cleaning service comes because "it's not their job". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I counted 3 weeks since my new roommate scooped the poop out of her two cats' litter boxes. Also, she keeps rubbing in my face that she takes such good care of the cats, and I can only pretend to nod in agreement. There’s five more months on the lease. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at his landlady because she hasn’t followed through yet on the new front door she promised a month ago. He, on the other hand, has neither cleaned the toilet, nor washed any dishes since he moved in. Which was… a month ago. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, after living in my new apartment for barely three weeks, I found mice living under my dishwasher. When I brought it up to the managers, they said I'd have to pay for an exterminator myself since they weren't there when they cleaned. FML
Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML
Today, I found out that, after having moved over 500 miles to begin a post-graduate degree, I'm being kicked out of the house I'm renting. We haven't yet signed agreements. Apparently I "keep the kitchen too clean". FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, after losing my job, my apartment and my man, I had to move back in with my mom, at 37. She’s a total slob; I can’t function without clean, organized spaces. So, hey, at least I have a new full-time job now: cleaning up after her. FML
Today, I found out my last roommate had been stacking her empty wine bottles under the sink for the last 5 months. The cleaning lady who found them now thinks I'm an alcoholic, and threatened to report me to my landlord. FML
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Yudith 28
First, buy some dishwater soap; second, be sure to call the landlady and take lots of picture when the bears and racoons come to eat the spaghetti in your trash. Racoons love spaghetti.
Glowworm56 27
Please tell me you hid a fish under the floor. I want to see the bears come for that Landlady!
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Glowworm56 27
Please tell me you hid a fish under the floor. I want to see the bears come for that Landlady!
WHSKitty4ever 23
Not to mention if there are mountain lions... or is that the wrong type of cat (the fish)? :p
Yudith 28
First, buy some dishwater soap; second, be sure to call the landlady and take lots of picture when the bears and racoons come to eat the spaghetti in your trash. Racoons love spaghetti.
ThrottleJockey 36
Who doesn't love spaghetti?
purplepixie23 16
My damn kids. Unless it’s at someone else’s house.
tenniemo 20
Is your landlady your mother? If not, do what you want as long as it doesn’t break your lease.
Charlie Given 28
Wow and your putting up with this shit report her crazy ass, so unless the city put detergent restrictions on sewer system or if you have a specialized septic system, only then would you will need a special detergent and since your in Alaska you'll need to get special bear-proof garbage cans because the Grizzlies there will rip through anything doesn't matter what it is to get to the garbage or food, I've seen and read stories were Grizzlies tour through walls, metal garage doors and even in one instance ripped doors off an armored transport vehicle because there was a sandwich inside and get yourself a large caliber sidearm and always carry it with you when you're outside, Grizzlies, cougars and wolves are quieter than a cat and we'll sneak up behind you when you least expect it 🤔😨☠️
Ih8teenageangst 20
When you first get your large caliber sidearm, file the front sight off. It won't hurt so bad when the bear shoves it up your ass.
shaunaminchue 8
This person is living with their parents
SneezyBear 27
So... she "met" her parents 3 weeks ago? ??
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
she shouldn't be a landlord then
raven_of_azarath 35
Are you supposed to clean the toilets before the cleaning service comes too? Cuz that’s about the same logic.
SonofMnemosyne 20
I wanna a follow up. Do you live with your landlady where they would know if you used the dishwasher? See if you can report them.
prncsjnlca 10
Uh am buy soap.
DiscomfortZone 7
Move.