Today, I found out my sister's personal trainer thought I was a woman this whole time. Here I thought he was a gay man, with how aggressively he's been pursuing me. My sister never shed light on his mistake to anyone, because she thought it was funny. I just wish the truth came out before he decided to try to kiss me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I discovered my sister's fiance's name multiple times in the guestbooks of the hotel I work at, each time with a different woman, so I told her and she dumped him. It turns out it was a guy who had the same name, but it wasn't him. He won't take her back, and now she hates me. I thought I was being a good sister. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
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QueenSaru 28
I'm confused, he aggressively pursued you but at no point you said, "Sorry I am not into men/I'm not gay." or anything of that iteration?
wrenavery90 12
If he was so aggressively pursuing you I'm really confused as to why you didn't say anything. And he seriously couldn't tell you were a man???
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RichardPencil 32
She is right. It is funny! It's a real-life sitcom where each character has false assumptions about the others and the results are hilarious!
QueenSaru 28
I'm confused, he aggressively pursued you but at no point you said, "Sorry I am not into men/I'm not gay." or anything of that iteration?
JackWood 21
That is funny! Think of how many laughs you and your sis will have!
wrenavery90 12
If he was so aggressively pursuing you I'm really confused as to why you didn't say anything. And he seriously couldn't tell you were a man???
Brightside86 31
I'm confused how this could happen. Gender is so aggressively telegraphed by the shape of your face, body structure, mannerisms, voice, bone structure.