grizzlybear
Mexico 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
CALIdime_15
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML
John Doe
🌶️ Spicy
Shaving!
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML
anon.
United States
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Ananimus
Peekskill, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Munkeh
Birmingham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Faithful
Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
Anonymous
Oakville, Canada
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
here's a giant baby
🌶️ Spicy
Confusing
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Top comments
Hillaryy789 9
You deserve it for not having a penis.
chickunkey 0
Your boyfriend wants to have a sword fight.
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Comments (173)
Adrian_Pictou 0
whoa nelly. bring that back
HoboPorn 1
Did he say strap in, or strap on?
angryyute 4
sounds pretty f*cking gay to me
hcs4life21 0
So what if he's gay?? it isn't the end of the world.
wellinever 5
Just the end of that relationship.
hcs4life21 0
That may be the case but I just don't know why some have problems with gay people. it isn't their fault they're gay.
xleanne_aLly 23
are you gay?
almostalbino 10
It is a choice...
titmouselax 1
I'm thinking it's time to move on ...
Wreakorofhavoc 1
I like how it seems like it's mostly women saying hes gay and barely any men, if any at all are saying hes gay. Chances are he meant what 13 and 14 said. There is a reason most guys don't hang out with a lot of women unless they want to get laid. Just goes to show you that women are just as clueless as men are.
onthetoilet 3
awkward !
madhukar 3
speechless.....
mortimour 0
and tell him he should grow a pair with that thing he calls a penis AND man up!!
babewhat 0
two dicks are better than one
zeroxbitch 0
**** what!! dont ****** tell me u already done it with two cocks at once?!!
babewhat 0
NO! I'm only 21. but I would like to ;)
madhukar 3
im in.
AttucisFinch 0
And now the majority of men on FML love you