grizzlybear
Mexico 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
CALIdime_15
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML
John Doe
🌶️ Spicy
Shaving!
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML
anon.
United States
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Ananimus
Peekskill, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Munkeh
Birmingham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Faithful
Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
Anonymous
Oakville, Canada
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
here's a giant baby
🌶️ Spicy
Confusing
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
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Hillaryy789 9
You deserve it for not having a penis.
chickunkey 0
Your boyfriend wants to have a sword fight.
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Comments (173)
Xythenol 6
So I'm like, confused if OP meant to write "A penis" or not. Cause if he just meant she needed penis as in you need more sex, then YDI for being so frigid toward him. If he meant you needed A penis to make the relationship better...well...FYL.
wellinever 5
The OP is a woman in Mexico. It is quite likely English is not her first language and she meant "a penis" but left out the article. Simple language error in the post. Sounds like her boyfriend wants a boyfriend of his own.
RainbowzSkittlez 6
Get a strap on so you both can have a penis battle, let me know who wins lol
SaMaNtHa1995 0
He's totally gay :p Dump his ass :p hahaha
Bofferding_fml 6
hey, your boyfriend isn't eddy murphy is it?? cuz he's well known for his tit&dick loving.
AbyoErui 0
Y'know, OP's boyfriend is headed in the right direction. I say ask for a threesome as well!
ChristinaLove138 0
Lol What If He Got Jealous Of Your Penis Size..? Then Would He Say I Wish You Didnt Have A Penis? No?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Stop.
jaymehedge 0
keep going
xleanne_aLly 23
honey, your boy's gay.
lifeisabitchandy 2
Everyone keeps saying bi is an option. But if you like the same sex at all then you are gay!
birdfreak 24
I think key words there I THINK he just came out to you 0_0 you now carry a bigger responsibility
F0xyTurtle 8
Who's got a penis? B*tch got a penis!
HiccupAstrid 1
RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON! lol that song is creepy. xP