Today, my boyfriend told me I was almost perfect. And the only reason I'm not completely perfect is because I don't like Mountain Dew. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would be fine, if he were sober. FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML
Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
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Top comments
danielwilliams57 6
Take that as a compliment, he thinks you're NEARLY perfect!
willyd1991 1
Do the dew!!!
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Comments (68)
that_is_Nathy 9
So what? o.O What makes this reason worse then "because you have a huge nose", "because you can't sing" or "because I don't like the way you say 'thought'"? I don't get it. Also I want a "I don't see your problem"-option, because I don't agree that your life sucks
ThisBiatchFMLs 5
right on m/(-.-)m/
FranzFerdinand 18
I think he might be kidding, and you're making a mountain out of a molehill. You aren't dewing yourself any favors by dwelling on a silly little comment. If it really bothers you, talk to him soda man knows how you feel.
Mitcha857 0
Ok this is seriously not a FML! This has the makings of a whining teenager looking for attention written all over it!
P_to_the_AM 9
Doesnt that make you absolutely perfect? More for him!
HeroesKiller7 9
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Forget about him , a boyfriend that doesn't like you because that is just ... not a boyfriend
xgetxbentx 13
How the **** is this an fml? You have a boyfriend who loves everything about you but just wishes you liked a specific pop.... I'd say that's pretty damn lucky, ydi for needing to be told you're absolutely perfect. Newsflash, no one is perfect and the fact that you don't like a certain soda probably isn't going to cause too many problems in your relationship.
Senseless_487 29
How could you not like Mountain Dew? The citrus flavor, the radioactive color...just the greatest!
merryhappy1887 20
This is a really stupid fml...
OfficeNinja 5
Blow his mind. Find a bottle of Coca-Cola's version of Mountain Dew - Mellow Yellow. Drink it. Then proclaim how great it is.
rss3334 1
it was surge I don't think mellow yellow even compares
jesustitts 20
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Your boyfriend is dumb.