kidneystoner
United States
Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Lorus
United States
Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML
bjevilcat2
United States
Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
Anonymous
Clogged
Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML
Jim
United States
Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML
fiddlercrab
Yup, cool
Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML
AndI'veHadChildren
United States
Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML
qwaynick
Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
Anonymous
Vacation tips
Today, I had a whole month off before I started my new job. On day six, I had to go to the ER because of a kidney stone and had to get a ureteral stent. In two weeks they will remove the stone, then another week until they remove the stent. I will be recovered just in time for my first day of work. FML
Dee-Nice
Phoenix, United States
Rough week
Today, after I'd given myself a week off work for my birthday, and my alcoholic sister decided she needed to go to rehab, which then hijacked the whole week for her crisis, at 4:30 am, the morning I'm supposed to return to work, I end up in the ER with a first time kidney stone. The next thing I know, she's in the ER for an injury. FML
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mosarmini 0
How does someone say you deserved it? heartless bastards you guys who pressed ydi deserve a kidney stone the size of a fist
Woah_Its_Bree 0
im 20. and at 16 was told i have chronic kidney stones. i havent had one for 2 years now..and i def. feel you pain!! however.... i had ****** 15 of those things. they suck. good luck!
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RJB 0
**** your life. Have a Nice day :-)
wintamint101 7
why do you get them?
wowthatshorrible_fml 0
if u look it up on ehow they tell you how to get rid of it faster
anon2468 0
stop drinking pop
Playdate 0
Ouch! Drink more water perhaps?? Hope it's over soon
GR3453m0nk3y 4
wow that effing suuuccckkkkks
Woah_Its_Bree 0
im 20. and at 16 was told i have chronic kidney stones. i havent had one for 2 years now..and i def. feel you pain!! however.... i had ****** 15 of those things. they suck. good luck!
Veritas143 0
Go to your local state prison, find the biggest black guy on death row, and get him to lift you up by your nuts
Veritas143 0
Go to your local state prison, find the biggest black guy on death row, and get him to lift you up by your nuts
the_s1w 0
what does the fact he is black have to do with anything? you ******* ignorant bastard
iseefmls 0
Black guys are stronger than most people. :p
SadinSherman 16
How is that going to help anyone?
whoops33 0
it's a reference to the Green Mile book and movie where the man, who was big and black, healed another mans health problems by touching him there- and lifting him up
radiocrash 4
lol @ green mile noobs
tournamentdecide 33
I had 32 kidney stones when I was 11.
Capriciousfox 27
I had them at 13 there was 7 of them, 4 in one kidney 3 in the other. I just had lithotripsy to break up a 5mm stone a few days ago. I know everyone's pain whose had them.
Matus 0
I feel your pain. Hope you get some relief soon. :(
mosarmini 0
How does someone say you deserved it? heartless bastards you guys who pressed ydi deserve a kidney stone the size of a fist
Somefruits 24
Some people do kind of bring it on themselves by eating really unhealthy foods. I'm not necessarily saying that OP deserves it, just that it's possible that someone with kidney stones could deserve it, (especially if they've gotten one before, so they've probably researched causes and prevention and they know full well what foods/drinks cause them). At the same time, some people have medical conditions where they get them quite frequently and they can't do anything about it. You never know for sure.
lebleuH2O 0
Wow, I feel your pain. Mine started at 16, too.
perdix 31
Instead of being pissed off, you ought to get stoned.
mnbbv 0
idk if medicinal marajuana applies in this case... worth finding out, OP
FredTheAlmighty 0
I see what you did there
gabydoodle 0
I feel your pain. I have about six at any given time.
Xathanos 16
I can say i have had the experience of having kidney stones nor do i want to, that just sucks how you get well soon and drink more water =D