Today, I was rushed to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever. The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease. I can hear them discussing my future with an amputated leg. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Funny, thanks
Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML
Time is precious
Today, and over the past three months, I and four of my immediate family have been in hospital. Debilitating foot infection. Brain tumor. Urinary tract infection. Stroke. I just found out a few minutes ago my aunt just went in. I'm starting to think I'm going to be losing relatives any second. FML
Kicked off
Today, I got discharged from the hospital after a six day stay, minus half my kicking foot. Not a diabetic, no trauma, just got some chills and was found to have extensive bone infection. FML
Not again!
Today, I went to see a podiatrist, two weeks after having major surgery on my abdomen, only to be told I might need surgery on my foot. FML
Thanks mom
Today, it's my third day in the hospital. On Monday, my mother grounded me for not going to school because I was “milking” a sore foot. On Wednesday, we finally went to the ER and it turns out I have a very bad infection in my foot. She refuses to come to the hospital. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
Broken healthcare
Today, I have a severe infection. The last doctor I saw was in the ER and he gave me antibiotics ineffective against what I have, and sent me home. The doctor before that gave me a dose of antibiotics you’d give a toddler, so they didn’t work either. It has spread to my kidneys and I should’ve been admitted to hospital. FML
Charming
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Man up
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, just a day prior to my vacation starting, I learned that my five-day "seasonal fever" is actually due to a blood infection from a bacteria. FML
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missfrenchie 11
Well i hope they'll give you something to walk on, maybe a peg leg? Aaarrgh
Pwib 14
WebMD - parent edition.
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missfrenchie 11
Well i hope they'll give you something to walk on, maybe a peg leg? Aaarrgh
missfrenchie 11
But seriously... Parents, they just assume the worst in everything, you'll be fine if you continue on with the medications that your doctor recommends and don't worry you leg won't be cut off ):
ironichalibut 24
Robot appendages have come a long way too. Think of all the enemies crushed beneath your sweet rocket boots.
MuseFan1991 14
to be fair, at least it sounded like they were willing to accommodate their lives around OPs imaginary amputation. too many parents nowadays see their sons and daughters go through imaginary operations and pretend pregnancies and turn their backs
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
I think you parents are a BRAIN eating disease...
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...Or a brain-lacking disease.
howdeedoo 22
2- so you're suggesting that OP's parents eat brains?
buddy51 23
I think, in this case, OP's parents want to eat feet, not brains.
Pwib 14
WebMD - parent edition.
ambitiousnygrl 17
Or the parents decided to listen to Dr. Google instead of the ER doc.
SMHsohard 22
Nothing worse than people who Google symptoms and then are certain they know more than doctors and nurses who actually went to school to learn stuff.
JenkJenks 6
WebMD/parents.com... Symptoms: swollen foot and fever Cure: AMPUTATE!!!
bethers_ 22
@31 A reliable source once told me that ER doctors are morons. You should consult the trauma surgeons instead ;)
irisroel 3
Lol true my mom is like that and she always has to be right
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What kind of "parents" do people consider themselves these days? They were openly pessimistic about OP for something they didn't know about. Bring on the state-mandated parental eligibility tests. :)
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I'm not talking forced sterilization... I'm just saying that not everyone is meant to start a successful family. I know these tests will never happen; it's just fun to pipedream :)
SMHsohard 22
#14: First of all, MRSA is not a death sentence; everyone has it on their skin. All it is, is a mutated bacteria that 30 years ago was considered a normal skin flora. It's only an issue for already debilitated patients, if you're in generally good health, the infection will clear with treatment.
lochiamochia 25
14 didn't mention anything about MRSA..... Where the hell are you getting that from?
SMHsohard 22
This was supposed to go in the post where he did mention MRSA
lonewolf621 17
Yeah sorry your going to turn into a zombie too.
Bakarra 22
First, its you're*, second, what about this post suggests zombies to you?
rttr 18
Don't worry, it will most likely not come to an amputation. Even if it does, your parents shouldn't be discussing it so close to you. Even if they are overly worried, at least they care about you enough to worry
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Assuming they can medicate it fast enough, and if the disease is friable. If it's MRSA, poor OP unfortunately is doomed; his new best friend will be a prosthetic leg...
DocBastard 40
Booda_Shun - Uh, no. Not all MRSA infections lead to amputations. Actually, the vast majority just need antibiotics and/or drainage.
SMHsohard 22
Booda_Shun, stop reading the tabloids. MRSA is everywhere, you probably have it on your skin. It's only a serious issue if you're already debilitated, a generally healthy person will respond to IV antibiotics. MRSA is a strain of staph that mutated over the years, largely because people demanded antibiotics for every cough and sniffle. 30 years ago, that strain was considered normal skin flora and no one worried about it too much, because it was easily treated if it caused an infection/cellulitis.
SMHsohard 22
Also, I'm fairly certain you really don't understand what "friable" means.
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DocBastard, you're in Europe, right? There must be some differences in our strains. Here in America, everything that walks, talks, and/or has 4 legs and eats from a feedlot receives broad-spectrum antibiotics at some point. My hypothesis is that since Europe may not be as liberal with the use of antibiotics, the strain of MRSA there is much more manageable than it is here in the US...
DrSo 15
Ugh. Okay. Staph (Staphylococcus) is a type of bacteria everyone carries, commonly on the skin. MRSA (methicillin resistant staphylococcus aureus) is a strain of antibiotic resistant staphylococcus that NOT everyone carries. When you go to a hospital (in the US, I'm not sure about other countries), we will ask if you are a MRSA carrier, so we know what antibiotics we can and can't use. It is not a guaranteed death sentence/amputation or anything like that, it just requires more aggressive treatment with different antibiotics.
DrSo 15
#49 the whole "broad spectrum use of antibiotics" thing in cattle doesn't really affect human health as much as the media claims. It does select for resistant bacterial strains, but they are mainly cattle diseases that cannot be transferred to human (though there are RARE cases of zoonotic diseases). You should be more worried about the broad spectrum use of antibiotic agents in cleaning products and over-prescription of antibiotics in humans, which both contribute to selecting for resistant strains of human pathogens.
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#52 Humans can contract E. Coli, for instance, just as easily as cattle can store it in their tissues unharmed. Especially the insidious O157:H7 strain that is such a great health risk. That pathogen itself is highly resistant to many antibiotics and you intend to say that heavy antibiotic use in the beef industry is of little concern? Don't listen to the USDA.
Wizardo 34
Parents tend to exaggerate things waaaay out of proportion, just stick with what the doctors say and I'm sure you'll be fine.
sobe2 6
Hopefully the doctors are correct. However, on the off chance your parents are, you could always be a server at IHop!
msbitz 10
with a swollen foot?
MissMess 12
It's likely just something like cellulitis. Tell your parents to produce medical degrees or shut up frightening you.