Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
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Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Sounds like this guy is a keeper.
allie2590 31
I don't understand why you asked him why. It sounds to me like you were fishing for compliments. Maybe he gave you an answer like that because you put him on the spot.
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Comments (110)
PhoenixRiver 10
I feel a sense of deja vu. sorry OP. at least you know. in my case, My bf makes me feel that he loves me only because of same reasoning.
CrysisKing 5
Why the hell did u ask him y he loved u. How old are you? Only children ask stupid questions like that.
Brody_Generico 7
Don't ask why! Just accept that he does
worldclassrager 41
You caught him off guard and he had to think of something...it may not have been the response you have been looking for
ladybugz23 13
gee... sound like he take advantage of you
Axel5238 29
It is possible it caught him off guard, but I doubt it He should be able to tell to you some of the things he appreciates about you besides that. Some people emotionally are very deep others not so much. If you want that in your relationship it could be a sign to look elsewhere. Guys that aren't into romance aren't going to change and become romantic same goes with stuff like this.
DorienSnippe 11
Well, you kind of deserved it, because when your boyfriend says 'I love you', you don't ask why, you say 'I love you too'...
TrustStolen 16
You shouldn't have said why I hate when girls do that just take the compliment or even better say I love you too
sxt8brd 1
My wife and I would both say that to our kids. Of course we would be kidding, and they would completely laugh their butts off, because they know we were kidding.
davincidasecond 24
In my opinion, it was unnecessary to ask why. Knowing me, I'd probably have a very sarcastic response to the question, much like his.