Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
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Top comments
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Sounds like this guy is a keeper.
allie2590 31
I don't understand why you asked him why. It sounds to me like you were fishing for compliments. Maybe he gave you an answer like that because you put him on the spot.
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Comments (110)
annarcheer 19
sometimes.. wow
Typhian 5
He sounds honest. I stayed with a sweet, honest guy like this for ten years for his good qualities, even married him. But you should think twice before you're that committed. People tell you who they are. His view on the world may not work for you in the long term.
Nickoli42 3
What did you want? a logical answer? love is not logical to begin with.
SquishyIcebat666 5
Are you 5 years of age?
LRSandTJB412 8
Next!
sest 4
& dumped. Get your self respect back. Hes just obviously there for money.
Tinnuwen 0
I would just meh and get on with my life. Thank goodness I'm polygamorus... love em for who they are. If they are a big sweety who snuggles you and is a good companion, then keep your relationship. It's companionship that people are mostly after. Besides, we all enjoy gifts sometimes~
404wan 19
awwwww im so sorry you're in a relationship you choose to be in.