Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
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Top comments
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Sounds like this guy is a keeper.
allie2590 31
I don't understand why you asked him why. It sounds to me like you were fishing for compliments. Maybe he gave you an answer like that because you put him on the spot.
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Comments (110)
kpetrovski 24
"Thank you... But what else?" "What else?!" "Is beauty all that matters to you?" "... What else IS there?"
InsanePPG 25
YES! Your comment makes me so happy!
gracehi 33
You win a million girl points.
SmittyJA24 26
With maturity, a question such as this will get answers like "you're not a bitch" and "you swallow." Well, those are 2 reasons I love my wife.
dumpless 13
Shoulda quit while you were ahead
8313girl 28
That sounds like something a kid would say when they don't know any better. OP's boyfriend should know better by now.
vikky538 29
well your boyfriend will you forever if you buy a candy store for him...
ber4fun 23
Thank him for his brutal honesty and say goodbye if he isn't joking.
BlueAz 3
I get that he should have had a better answer, some thing like your beauty/are funny, but if you ask someone why they love you, you are either fishing for compliments or you don't trust him. If I were him and you asked me that, I'd take that as a sign you are worried that I may be cheating or that you are thinking about ending things between us. Either way, YDI.
Saraishi 25
How shallow. Dump him.
mattrd_fml 31
Who says "why" when their significant other says "I love you?" ydi
cp399 14
Why did you ask why? Seems like you were fishing for a compliment and he realized that.