Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
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destinyo_ox 0
... what a bitch
DropDead77 11
way to kill the compliment!
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Comments (239)
destinyo_ox 0
... what a bitch
SexyNicole1310 0
why is it a FML that u look pretty?
destinyo_ox 0
4;because he said it was the FIRST time op looked pretty.
SexyNicole1310 0
I'm not retarded. But it just means that she finally got a look that works.
goshpeople 4
Just an FML in the sense that she's apparently never before looked pretty to her boyfriend. I'm sure the OP is fixated on that fact rather than on the fact that she's looking good today.
blackfirekxk 0
dude... or dudet, he dose not think she is pretty, you don't tell a girl that. its not the fact she is pertty thats FML, its the fact he said its the first time she dose look pertty.
blueglue 0
He wouldn't be dating her if he thought she was ugly, use your common sense. This shouldn't even be a ******* FML; it should be a whiny diary entry.
enonymous 9
30 are you saying that no one dates because it's easy access or just out of boredom? If so are you interested in a mustache ride?
bbucaro98 0
awwww how sweet
megan_702 0
people date people that are ugly, are you saying ugly people don't get married and don't date? there are other qualities in a person beside their looks, which you fail to realize
JohannMedina 0
If you're so ugly, be glad you actually have a boyfriend.
FuniiBunii 0
OP there is something called joke. Have you ever heard of it? look it up in the dictionary.
DudeImBetter 0
I agree with 48 there are other qualities like what cloths they wear, what cars they drive, what amount of money do they make a year, and how sexy they are, just to name a few. oh and I guess their personality but that's not as important.
catrav77 0
I think all people are beautiful in some way or another :)
sweet_tweet 1
Of course because beauty is in the eye of the beholder
OhMeShell 3
Yeahhh, I'm not by any means saying that OP isn't ugly, 'cause it's very possible... But I sincerely doubt that this "boyfriend" would be dating OP if he actually thought she had NEVER looked pretty before. He has to have some sort of attraction to her. Maybe I'm wrong though. He could just have really low standards and not care at ALL what his significant other looks like. Which I guess is good, until he says something like that^ (see FML).
luna4545 4
I don't think she is saying that ugly people don't get loving and different people are attracted to different qualities...I think 30 was more trying to say that people usually dont date someone who they are physically attracted to..speaking from experience tho it is possible to become physically attracted to someone after becoming mentally attracted to them but most relationships don't last very long if both parties aren't both physically and mentally attracted.
GeraldisTheG 3
tl;dr
jesscarrr 10
maybe she is ugly.. but just really dtf
ImmortalKratos 0
well maybe it's just the first time he thought you looked pretty but it's not a bad thing he could have thought you looked beautiful, gorgeous, sexy, adorable all the other times.
PurpleRae420 0
And its the last time he'll ever put his punanny in your vajayjay that's what I'd tell him! What a dick he doesn't deserve your pretty anything
imacreeper 3
there are other qualities in a person other than looks, and a big percentage of that is personality. but come on, we all know you wouldn't date someone drop dead ugly. personality matters most though, an if you're willing to date someone so hideous then I applaud you - even though it's easier to say something then actually do it.
kiaralove53 0
When you get a compliment it's best to just thank them and shut up. :)
turokan 0
true that 30 lol
EvilPotato 15
I was taught to never tell a lie, I don't know about you people though.
alexg823 0
There's a thin line between honesty and insulting. People always take my criticism as insults :(
sydneynault99 7
aww... a girl should always be pretty! that's what my mom tells me cause she feels bad that I'm not... LOL jokes.
sexysterlingarch 1
I agree with 48
atomicbaboon 0
176 and similar posts: that's what ugly people say.
ViciousFoxes 0
Either he is a huge dick and doesn't have any respect or appreciation for you, or you are not trying hard enough to look amazing for him on a daily basis. Lots of women let themselves go immediately upon getting a boyfriend, and that's just so wrong.
unitedfan11 0
192 your a dick. I think 176 is cute
Megs431 6
whatta manwhore XD
cgchamp89 7
He was just looking for a BJ
pitchblease 2
something in your picture is distracting me from your comment
Megs431 6
hhmmm maybe :))
Yuuki_mei 0
I totally agree with you!
iSitt 0
women say honesty is important the get all upset when you're honest
DropDead77 11
way to kill the compliment!
chimpsndip 0
Girl, you look pretty. PRETTY UGLY!!!
JoeyAlyse 0
happy birthday.!:)
DropDead77 11
Thank you so much!! :D *Thumbs up!*
pickles1994 18
Happy Bdayy
DropDead77 11
Haha Thank you
TheCheyenneMorga 3
That's really sweet.
volley4eva1698 0
was he right?
ritbbehindu 0
^your pic makes me want to shove you^
volley4eva1698 0
HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA. and btw i was jking with that 1st comment, srry
TheCheyenneMorga 3
I'd be pissed if my boyfriend told ms that, but I guess honesty is the best policy.
vyben 3
well it's still a compliment, you really shouldn't get mad about it!
dre_bro11 12
well hey, he must see something else in her if he isn't dating her for looks. to me, there's two sides to this.
CitrusGirl 0
Time to go a'dumpin.
Yinky 6
How did you know I have to go poop?!!?
btnhdude 0
maybe cuz you look like your trying too hard in that pic^
awesomeooo3 0
Haha surely this isn't a dumping matter?
Yinky 6
120 - I'll show you hard >.< 8=======D lol
atomicbaboon 0
good thing you're already in the bathroom! but you may need more toilet paper. it appears as if you're almost out.
The_Weirdo 10
Coincidence? I think not!
sweet_candy_ 17
Well I don't think he would be dating you if he didn't like you. Sounds like he was just joking.
CSRozell 4
agreed
gunnar7240 0
Yeah he was probably joking.
sweet_candy_ 17
No I highly doubt that. If that's the case then op's boyfriend doesn't need op. There are plenty of strippers out there.
chimpsndip 0
He's probably like, "Whaddi do? Whaddi do?"
cgchamp89 7
43, you're right... But how many free strippers or prostitutes do you know of?
sweet_candy_ 17
Lol good point 54 but who said op was free? iicaptain gots the hook up with the hooker :)
cgchamp89 7
That's what you think... really, she was just overcharging you this whole time.
vipnip 0
I totally agree
cgchamp89 7
Dang, Peaches is one lucky girl!
sweet_candy_ 17
If you guys are are looking for a free strippers I hear Bonerz and KingDingALing are free.
cgchamp89 7
88, I have way more class than that. Btw, I think OPs boyfriend likes her, just not as a gf maybe?
blackfirekxk 0
brake up with the ass hole.
stormlvr 0
psssst.... it's spelled "break":)
docscientist 10
Make sure to break up on the freeway doing 80.
jklol11 0
hahahahaha retard for spelling break wrong :P
jess6blondie9 3
Why would you break up with him for that? Sure, it was mean and uncalled for, but that's no reason to break up with someone, unless you're highly immature.
whiteboy7thst 2
so I'm guessing that you are pretty...pretty ugly
jannie22 0
bitch
KristinaKreme 0
Says the guy with the picture of wood as a profile picture.
whiteboy7thst 2
Says the girl that looks like a drug addict
NomOnShroomz 14
It was also the first time he tried shrooms.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Your picture makes the comment so much better.
ColorfulDonut 7
the picture and the username...
dav3800 7
Yes Gab!