pod
United States
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
WetPhone
United States
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
howniceofyou
Canada
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Anonymous
Australia
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
ilovedirt
United States
Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML
qtpieo1
United States
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
crappygirlfriend
United States
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
soawkward
Canada
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Erica
Mountain View, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
wrongman
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML
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ShockingShelby 0
that sucks! make him buy new ones?
barlessprison 16
Was it an iPhone? I'm sure there's an app to help fix your phone.
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boredashell96 0
Man FYL OP I'd be having a heart attack I can't live without my electronics.
isabel22 0
I feel you I'm the same way!(:
munkeyboom123 0
time for a new boyfriend.
dreamering 16
Time for another stupid comment.
JeansKismet 9
lol nice one 29
BOOSCAREDU 0
and time for you to get a brain...
BamBarBiYaKergud 2
#14 thats good one
DaangItsBrooke 8
what a jerk !
lisha88 1
I hope u told him to buy u a new one
srgsk9 9
I thought it was funny.....
sweet_candy_ 17
YAAAAY! Someone is getting a new phone and ipod. Sounds like an fml for your boyfriend. He has to buy you a phone and an Ipod.
wolfshadow 4
"Today, I threw my girlfriend in my pool. Apparently, she had both her phone and iPod in her pockets when she said they were not with her. After, she demanded I bought her new devices. FML
OrgasmicBunnies 9
put them both under rice and wait about a week. that usually fixes the problem, or helps. If not, throw his electronics in the pool.
smurfsarwales 9
throwing his stuff is really going to help the girl righhhttt? but watever ur comment was a win:)
Nick_1993 2
Well it's common sense! Boyfriend+pool= getting wet.
milliefaith 0
lmfao. oh no the worlds gonna end because you have no phone or ipod. you must be a ******* 2000 kid.
kombucha_fml 8
well that's a good amount of money that's gone.
Zebidee 9
You can see no problem whatsoever with this situation at all? Your limits of understanding of the FML are confined to the inconvenience of not having the devices, rather than the fact there is a dollar value associated with replacing them? I'm guessing you don't buy a lot of electronics with your own money...
barlessprison 16
Get that stick out of your ass. The vast majority of people would be upset too if their phone and iPod got ruined the way the OP's did.
glenzhao2 16
milliefaith is too hipster for such mainstream things as cellphones.
mansnoop 0
wait then how are u posting this. how bout if I threw your computer, iPod and cell phone into a pool. wouldnt be a big deal right?
12y4n 0
wow you were born in 94 so your like 15? ya I'm pretty sure you begged your parents for an iPod and cell phones so you could talk to all your friends wow your a hypocrite