Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML
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ShockingShelby 0
that sucks! make him buy new ones?
barlessprison 16
Was it an iPhone? I'm sure there's an app to help fix your phone.
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Comments (178)
12y4n 0
sell his xbox or anything else he has and go buy new ones ;)
mooshyface26 0
uhhhh, then why do you even have them by you at the pool?
KataraTheBender 0
Make him get better replacements.
lemonsquid 6
ahaha sorry.. but demand him to buy you new ones!
xAllygator 1
Sounds like something my ex would've done. FYL.
livinthefridge13 1
well that sucks i mean now you have no phone no ipod and if youre smart, no boyfriend
biancanick1 0
thumbs up if u would be pissed cuz I would be -.-
JohnM989 2
For asking for a thumbs up you get a thumbs down.
xrainbowshadowx 17
He better buy you a new phone and iPod!
Speechless123 0
OMG!!! What if after your stuff was ruind he broke up with you
applesuckz 0
That's what you get for buying an apple product, moron.
5t3ff1k4h 47
OP may have said 'iPod' when it was really an mp3 player. Not everything is made by Apple. On the other hand, I doubt her phone was made by apple unless it was an iPhone, so how did she deserve both being wrecked? Either way she doesn't deserve anything to be wrecked. Her boyfriend's a nitwit.
MurphyS94 4
iPods are made by Apple exclusively. Thus, they are Apple iPods. If OP said iPod and just had a regular non-apple mp3 player, then she would have misspoken. All iPods are made by Apple.
5t3ff1k4h 47
That was kind of my point. Thanks for adding on, I guess? I did say that not all PHONES are made by Apple; nothing about iPods there.