pod
United States
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
WetPhone
United States
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
howniceofyou
Canada
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Anonymous
Australia
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
ilovedirt
United States
Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML
qtpieo1
United States
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
crappygirlfriend
United States
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
soawkward
Canada
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Erica
Mountain View, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
wrongman
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML
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ShockingShelby 0
that sucks! make him buy new ones?
barlessprison 16
Was it an iPhone? I'm sure there's an app to help fix your phone.
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Comments (178)
Begiz 12
Guds you now have a dead phone and an ibrick :p
rachel_potter 13
omg :O wow. I hope for his sake he didnt know you had your phone and ipod on you :P
ndiggidy 0
KILL HIM
jayAZ 3
covered under house insurance?
Shinygirlnz 1
I figure he has to buy you an iphone now. Congratulations!
sweetbabysweet93 10
YDI for having your phone and iPod by the pool
5t3ff1k4h 47
She probably wasn't anywhere near the pool until her guy picked her up and threw her in. Use your ******* head... the same thing can happen to you. Next time it does, can we all say you deserved it for being close to the pool? No.
Pazu_fml 10
Being near a pool doesn't necessarily mean you are going swimming.
Dominoes 0
iExpenses
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
put them in rice and leave them there for like 5 days
all4pooh 4
This would be the perfect time for a bowl of rice
deliweli 0
put them into a bag of rice, it'll dryout the water in them & they'll still work.