pod
United States
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
WetPhone
United States
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
howniceofyou
Canada
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Anonymous
Australia
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
ilovedirt
United States
Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML
qtpieo1
United States
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
crappygirlfriend
United States
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
soawkward
Canada
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Erica
Mountain View, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
wrongman
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML
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ShockingShelby 0
that sucks! make him buy new ones?
barlessprison 16
Was it an iPhone? I'm sure there's an app to help fix your phone.
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grapisy 8
Make him throw his stuff in, and next time get waterproof electronics.
harrypotterfinat 0
put them both submerged in cups of rice. leave it there for a full day. it should return them back to normal.
Crncj 0
he's a keeper
dasfro 2
35, shut the hell up you're a 90's kid and 17 have no room to talk. I am sure she is more concerned about the money value of it all. Let me throw your phone or computer in a pool and you not whine about it.
KissTheAngel 3
You're lucky!!! at least your boyfriend didn't drag you out of the changing room and basically throwing you in a public pool before making sure that you had fastened the top of your bikini...
KissTheAngel 3
Did I mention that about five guys made comments about my "rack" including my boyfriend?
KissTheAngel 3
Apparently I was taking too long.....
shamille 5
Ughhh who throws people in pools? Why is your boyfriend a such bro!? Whatever... make him buy you a new one... a better one. mwahahaha...
redfishbluefish2 13
Today, I threw my girlfriend in the pool, not knowing she had her phone and iPod in her pockets. Now I'm stuck buying new ones. FML
nubx 0
No sex for him tonight
abethehonest 4
use the rice method!
Toxic_Candies 3
I would have taken his computer, phone, iPod, tv, speakers, dvr, blu-ray, printer... and toaster and threw em in. Then it's even xD The toaster is a cruel move.