Today, my boyfriend threw me a going-away party. During the party, I caught him in my bedroom hooking up with my friend because "you're leaving soon anyway so it doesn't matter." I'll only be gone for 6 weeks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
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katherinebby17 28
dump his ass
rockmyworld 0
yeah, seriously, he's an idiot! dump him if you haven't already and then... key his car egg his house tell everybody his (and her) deepest secrets 'accidentaly' push him in into the thames send hate mail or, just take the high road and forget about him. he's not worth it
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Comments (73)
nanoflacka 0
Lol u missed a perfectly good chance fpr a threesome XD
fmh123 0
what a ****** up boyfriend ill kick his ******* ass for you
cactus_fml 0
What an asshole. You should hire some big burly prison man to rip him a new one. :O
Qup 0
Dump him faster than a bean burrito from burger king.
Hermyoni 0
Obviously your "friend" is at fault to so I say dump both of them and move on with life.
Thecommish 0
please - where did you find this clown? Obviously you didn't pick to wisely so whatdo u expect?
sear_fml 0
why are you having a going away party for only 6 weeks away???
Calaura9 0
Have a fling in London. Use condoms.
McFly187 0
Not only should you ditch him, ditch the bitch friend of yours
iFruit 0
Yeah, he's not gonna cheat at all when you're gone... Fight fire with fire, you can cheat too! But then, if you're both cheating, what's the point of the relationship? Oh wait, there is no point! END IT