Today, my boyfriend threw me a going-away party. During the party, I caught him in my bedroom hooking up with my friend because "you're leaving soon anyway so it doesn't matter." I'll only be gone for 6 weeks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me. But not to worry, he said she's only in town for a week then he's done with her. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
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katherinebby17 28
dump his ass
rockmyworld 0
yeah, seriously, he's an idiot! dump him if you haven't already and then... key his car egg his house tell everybody his (and her) deepest secrets 'accidentaly' push him in into the thames send hate mail or, just take the high road and forget about him. he's not worth it
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Comments (73)
kukopia 0
Awww... they wanted to make sure he didn't forget how to please you while you were gone. They're such 'good' friends! And they did it on YOUR bed, just like he'd do it with you. Hey, maybe she'll get him to do that thing you like...
abharder156 0
Oh yeah he'll miss you alright.
tony8pie 0
He sounds like a keeper.
monkey314159 0
oh yes. he's quite a catch. Seriously, why do women gravitate to shitheads?
mcsnelly 5
Because a lot of true "shitheads" are masters at fooling people into thinking they're better than that....But they eventually show their true colors and are assholes all the time.
R3TROxLOV3 32
Don't you mean your ex-boyfriend&ex-bestfriend? I'd love to hear one of my ex's give me that reason. If you haven't dumped him already, you should probably do it now.
BigWestRunner 0
ONLY 6 weeks? thats a pretty long time.. Jk hes a douche
asdfghjkl14 0
awe that's sad
samantha_durano 6
god, what the **** is his problem.
liverty561 0
what a weiner, dump his ass ASAP
ChiliMac 0
Std check ASAP.
wolfgold2 20
that young sir needs to first bend over and suck on my genitalia then he it is onlt reasonable that he consumes feces