Today, I was on hold with the cable company for an hour. When I finally got someone, I walked into the kitchen to where it was quiet and slid across the floor, falling on my butt and losing my connection on the phone. My 2-year-old son had sprayed the floor with nonstick cooking spray. FML
cowgirl927 tells us more.
OP here. Hi. Just wanted to say that I am extremely overprotective of my son. The house IS baby-proofed. The spray is always put up...this was the one time someone(not me) didn't put it up on its shelf. And I wasn't ignoring him. This is your standard, garden-variety "I stepped out of the room for one minute" kind of deal. Most moms know exactly what I'm talking about. So chill out some of you.
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HowieDoIt 21
You must be that mom that owes him money. "You take-a my money, I break-a your leg."
_GoodGuy 11
Pranksters, they start young. Have fun OP ;)
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_GoodGuy 11
Pranksters, they start young. Have fun OP ;)
KyraJFoxx 14
Especially during that "Terrible-Two" phase people always talk about , Good luck OP !
Success4444 12
I totally thought this fml was going in a different direction. This time I got the one-two punch!
shortlegos10 5
Sorry, but what does OP mean?
HowieDoIt 21
You must be that mom that owes him money. "You take-a my money, I break-a your leg."
whos_ur_daddy1 19
She's probably butt hurt
red_headforlife 15
Just like Stewie! ;)
Welshite 40
Awesome! A homemade slip-n-slide. I wouldn't have left that kitchen for hours.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
One hour? Terrible customer service!
DrSo 15
Common customer service, unfortunately =/ Chances are that after that hour, someone completely rude named "Glitter" or someone OP could not even remotely understand would pick up, further waste OP's time, then direct OP to a website that would actually be able to answer his/her question.
Save_Bandit 5
At least you don't have to worry about it being a sticky situation... My apologies for that.
MeLikeBigBoom 8
His evil plan had worked! You never know what those little kids are always thinking...
Neonemerld 21
Herein lies the problem. Little kids are never just thinking one thing.
RecklessJellyBea 7
I'm just a bit curious as to how he managed to get a hold of that spray. Don't let something like this slip, though. Let him know he shouldn't do that.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Don't let this incident create a falling-out between you and your child, OP!
2757240 12
Obviously he was well supervised for an hour while his mom ignored him to be ignored
euphoricness 28
On the bright side, OP, you can now skate in your kitchen. Slip on some silk socks and have some fun!
rg350dx 29
If you ever forget him at home while on a family vacation at least he'll know how to set up burglar traps
EmberEyes 16
This reference was beautiful. Thank you for sharing it with us.
HowieDoIt 21
Stewie? is that you??