Today, my boyfriend threw me a going-away party. During the party, I caught him in my bedroom hooking up with my friend because "you're leaving soon anyway so it doesn't matter." I'll only be gone for 6 weeks. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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katherinebby17 28
dump his ass
rockmyworld 0
yeah, seriously, he's an idiot! dump him if you haven't already and then... key his car egg his house tell everybody his (and her) deepest secrets 'accidentaly' push him in into the thames send hate mail or, just take the high road and forget about him. he's not worth it
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Comments (73)
shoshizzle 0
Horrible boyfriend! Dump the asshole.
unfortunate_13 5
horrible friend as well, who the hell sleeps with her friend's boyfriend on her going away party? that's pure evilness.
Muffinish 0
that's right, MTE. I'd be more mad at the friend who'd be an asshole enough to hook up with her boyfriend. Aside from her boyfriend knowing better, SHE should be the one to say, no, OP is my friend.
DenBriZel 31
Actually, the boyfriend shouldn't have even asked her to have sex to begin with, to give her the option to say no. Why is it always a girls responsibility to be mature when it comes to things like this. Oh shouldve said no, instead of oh he shouldn't have been a pig. It's the same stupid concept of how egregious when a girl gets raped, she was somehow asking for it. Because in this society it can never be the guys fault
hellosies 0
Ohmygod! That's horrible!! Sorry
another_guy 0
I'm tired of these "my boyfriend dumped me" FML's! You should be happy about getting away from these stupid idiots!
kill4c4li 3
i agree!!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#14- It still hurts when someone (or two people, like in this case) betray you like that.
E3Q 0
I hope that you kicked then both out of your house, And I do mean kicked, Him in the nuts and her in her too hot box. she is no friend, I hope you know that she wanted him all along, and if she will settle for your leftovers pity the dumb bitch.
dcstream 0
I can't believe no one's asked this yet... Why the **** are you having a going away party if you're only gone for 6 weeks? I worked in Botswana for 8 months and didn't get a party.
Boxingsweets 0
Remember: It was the boyfriend's idea.
lmmmr 0
You have no friends.
nightswimmer 0
l find that arrousing
chink123 0
Not only did the shit look like a dirty ass, but it looked like a pile of complete ****.
AntiChrist7 0
Don't get a boyfriend who is a total ass. YDI
baller789 0
YDI dumbass don't try and play innoccent
moonlight_daze 8
I know, right?
youaresofucked 0
If you come to London, come to Woking and cheat on him back- with me lol