Love: Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with...

iJuli 8 April 2012, 05:17 Billings, United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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SayItToMyFace 11 November 2015, 17:50 United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

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lug_nut 6 January 2010, 05:24 United States

Wrong place, wrong time

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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Anonymous 25 August 2022, 04:00

Better off

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML

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Anon 13 March 2016, 00:13 San Antonio, United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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5220 21 April 2009, 13:13 United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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ish 14 August 2009, 04:35 United States

Broken

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

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DramaQueen 19 July 2009, 06:45 Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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Anonymous 23 September 2020, 14:01 United States

Get out

Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML

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Anonymous 10 July 2009, 04:12 United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML

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And you think I'M crazy? 22 April 2013, 05:06 United States

Wrong place, wrong time

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML