Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Better off
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Broken
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
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nomad542 4
that's when you just accidentally break something on the car.....
LaColombianita 26
A real man would have at least given you a ride back home. That was pretty rude of him. I guess he just didn't want it to be awkward though.
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Comments (133)
xXHaze 0
I would have at least given you a ride home first. That's messed up what he did.
hateevryone 15
The douchebag could've at least took you home first.
trollierthanthou 1
aw ya know he was just joking! He wants you. Just go on over to his house! Look his window is even unlocked! Just make yourself at home and confront him on this obvious joke when he comes home!
misvenus000 4
Your better of if he just let you walk home like that.
icallbullshit 3
See people talking about, he should of been a real man or an honorable man. You all are speaking as if chivalry still exists or you're suggesting that woman are somewhat privileged humans because they own a ******. If a woman broke up with me in her lets say 1-5 kms from my house Id rather walk home or catch a bus than be stuck in that awkward 'quiet car' situation. If this was the other way around people (women) would assume the brother did something to deserve it
icallbullshit 3
Clearly it wasn't aimed at you but at previous comments.
XxUNBROKENxX 7
Wow he could have at least given you a ride home first what douche
epicsauce2101 0
Today, oh today in Spanish class this fat kid sits behind me and he was trying to tell blond jokes and I'm blond and he was making jokes and a kid goes hey u Ur blond why don't u do something about it and I said **** no he could do the ultimate belly flop on me. FML
emilydotawesome 1
I don't know anything about why he broke up with you, but he still should have at least taken you home..
redtigerlily 5
It's funny how you're more pissed at the walk home than the break up.
j_cat187 20
Would you have him break up with you while driving, causing him to shove you out of a moving vehicle?