iJuli
Billings, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
SayItToMyFace
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
lug_nut
United States
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Anonymous
Better off
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML
Anon
San Antonio, United States
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
5220
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
ish
United States
Broken
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
DramaQueen
Canada
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Anonymous
United States
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML
And you think I'M crazy?
United States
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
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nomad542 4
that's when you just accidentally break something on the car.....
LaColombianita 26
A real man would have at least given you a ride back home. That was pretty rude of him. I guess he just didn't want it to be awkward though.
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Comments (133)
Mirorbo 27
I remember this in the Moderation page. There was also a mention of it having been raining. I guess the Mods decided it wasn't an important detail?
linkinpark98 24
Good thing! Now you don't have to be with his sorry ass. Find someone who treats you well. :)
Enslaved 38
As upset as the OP may be, after watching "Pulp Fiction", I learned that.... "You don't **** with another man's vehicle!"
SLC_grumpypants 5
THAT is crappy. Sorry OP
Coffeebang 17
I would've smashed something into his car
KeyboardWarrior 10
So because they say OP deserves it, you've inferred that they've never had sex? Horrible deductive reasoning.
asleepingbear 8
Was it a nice day?
DracoSpirita 21
Really? How on earth does OP deserve this, people? I'm sorry that prick did this to you, OP. You do not deserve this, no matter what some of those douchebags out there say. None of them have probably ever been laid anyways.
charlotte69er 7
Good workout?
perdix 31
Have you seen the price of gas lately? Why would he blow tons of cash carting around his throw-aways? Not very kind, but at some point, kindness gets too expensive.
WhyAmUHere 19
In his perspective, it's a great idea; he breaks up with OP and doesn't have to drive her home either.