Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Better off
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Broken
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
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nomad542 4
that's when you just accidentally break something on the car.....
LaColombianita 26
A real man would have at least given you a ride back home. That was pretty rude of him. I guess he just didn't want it to be awkward though.
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Comments (133)
Miguemex95 4
I'm a guy and I hate douchebags who treat their girlfriends like crap. He could've at least taken you home before breaking up with you. You deserve better OP.
mexicotoucher 7
I guess he didn't CAR about about you. (I couldn't resist).
icallbullshit 3
That's so pathetic that it was hilarious i Laughed my ass off
sillydumpling 0
Next time resist.
MJoker 0
Take the keys of the car, & run !
shahroni1 3
call texi
linkinpark98 24
Texi? Well if you say so… *grabs phone book and looks for "Texi"*
xXxIracebethxXx 14
43 - She won't be in the phonebook. She is on the corner in front of the coffee shop and pizza place. Tell Texi I said hello!
Mandybruin 15
Obviously texi is a sexy taxi. That should make OP feel better.
KM96 24
Thats a shame OP, i hope that it wasnt a long walk
rbubbles 20
What a prick. You're better off without him
mackdeezy 22
****** asshole, he'll get his dont worry. But I really do feel for you op. hopefully you were able to secure a ride or hopefully the walk back wasn't long, but that ***** still unnecessary.
Helenarth 6
That's so horrible :(
Dr__Bozo 4
Hmmmmmmmmm now where have I seen this before?
Jkolbly 11
Hitchhike. If you're lucky you might meet a nice person to replace him on the way home.
Enslaved 38
Or an axe murderer!
sourgirl101 29
"But he has Bud Light!" ***best Superbowl commercial!
perdix 31
#35 & #47, You two are hilarious!
missyj0 12
Or a rapist. *edit: wrote this before I even noticed the comments. I fail :(
erkasaurusrexx 0
oh my, 35 and 47, SOMEONE remembers that commercial! :D day made.