Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
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brkn_hearted 0
:( that sucks yo... i'd slap him and dump him, but that's just me =/ oh yeah, and call him a dirty *****
sadiesykes 0
ouchh :( what a prick dump him
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Comments (47)
ladiesman14 0
dirty diana i respect and love all women who put out, even the dumbshits who gas me. i can send you pics of my johnson next to a ruler, shaving cream, a can of aqua net etc if you dont believe me. ps i bet i can find something sexy about you that other guys never will.
SoreThroat 0
You got that from "How to get with Pinky(ThePornstar)" on youtube. lmao.
thefury 0
ladiesman your lying. people on the Internet who want to show off generaly are phonies. it's like Hollywood but in cyberspace.
bellakaur 0
At least he's still "faithful" to you in the sense that he hasn't screwed her yet.
stupiddumbblonde 0
Oooh. that sucks. FYL.
BunnyDrastic 0
Wow...
Fleurygirl 7
Ditch him hun, and then warn the other girl before she makes the mistake of losing it to a twat.
kukopia 0
Maybe he knows where you keep it.
feed_the_ducks 0
Ouch, he sounds like a lameass. I agree with Fleurygirl, ditch him and warn the other girl
BoboMonkey 0
An insult to his gender. = thats just disgusting.
Chevman 0
I'd kick him in the nuts.. If hes goin to fool around with someone else, make it hurt every time he does.